Norm quotes from The Fairly OddParents

Norm

[trapped inside a vacuum] I can't get out! Darn it! This bag is made out of smoof, isn't it? There are three things I can't escape from: magic lamps, the charms of Barbara Eden, and smoof stuff!

Norm

I'll tell you in song!

Norm

[After 2 weeks of not granting a wish] And then I said who cares?

Norm

[appears after Timmy rubs his lamp] Whoa, man! That was some party. Hey! This isn't Marlo's house; and these aren't my pants.

Hey, you're a genie!

Norm

Well, I guess we can cut brains off the wish list. Okay, kid here's the deal: I am Norm. I'm a magical genie, and- [Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda walk away] -hey! Wait up! [poofs back in front of Timmy] What's the big ten-year old hurry? What, are you late for a wedgie? Don't ya get it, for freeing me from the lamp, you get three wishes so- [Timmy and his fairies walk away again; and Norm poofs back up in front of Timmy] Hey! Smoof for brains! What part of three wishes do you not understand?

Timmy doesn't need you. He has fairy godparents. [Cosmo and Wanda's hair gets tangled]

The swirl is dangerous!

Norm

[chuckling] Fairy Godparents? [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, they're useful.

[in front of Trixie Tang's house] Time to get what I've always wanted; Trixie Tang's love.

Timmy, this is going to end badly.

I'll just be more specific: I wish Trixie Tang loved Timmy Turner.

Norm

Whatever you say. [puts wish in action]

[lovestruck] I love Timmy Turner. I love Timmy Turner.

Excellent! [a boy walks up to Trixie] Not excellent! Who's that?

Norm

That? That's Timmy J. Turner, of Penouscha, Wisconsin. [Trixie kisses the boy, and he faints, awestruck; as Trixie floats another boy] That's Timmy K. Timmy, El Sadungo, California. [Trixie kisses the boy and he also faints; as Trixie then floats to a old man] Timothy T. Turner, of Plattsburgh, Georgia...

[Trixie gives him a peck kiss of affection] Oh-ho, you are sweet!

Norm

You know what they all have in common? They're all smarter than you! [laughs] You think this is fun? I think so.

You're going back in the lamp.

[to Norm] You tricked me!

Norm

How could I trick you? I mean, you're ten years old and I'm fifty thousand. And with those teeth. I mean look at the size of those things! Hey, there's something you could've wished for: human-sized teeth.

[handing Uncle Albert a package] Package, Uncle Albert.

Splendid! Put it by the other ones, eh? [sets down Norm's lava lamp] Ah, another lamp for my collection. I can't wait to rub it... [Norm smirks triumphantly] ...as soon as they let me out of this straightjacket!

[to another guard] Poor sap. He thinks genies really exist.

Loony, eh?

Ah-hahahaha! GENIES!

Norm

[in defeat] Aw, smoof!

This tea tastes like stupid green fish and fat pink fish!

WHAT?!

Nobody calls Wanda fat except my mother, and me that one time and I'll never make that mistake again.

Nobody calls Cosmo stupid except me, Jorgen, and well everybody and its still not nice!

Uh oh... that doesn't sound good.

WE QUIT!

OH NO! What did my clone do?!

Goodbye forever, you ungrateful twerp!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Norm

Hey. Anyone has an evil plan going great today? No just me? Ha Ha!

You made my godparents quit. Why you do that?

Norm

Isn't it obvious? With those 2 out of the picture that position is open to anyone including me. All the power of a Genie all the freedom of a fairy. How great will that be? For me.

You'll never get away with this!

Norm

Sure I will because according to Da Rules in about 4 seconds Jorgen is going to wipe your memory.

Timmy Turner you have lost your godparents!

Norm

Get him out of there, will ya? I gotta meet Railroad McBraceface back at the single wide.

Your godparents have quit! Which means you lose EVERYTHING! Binky, I need more ominous music. Play track 7. [Binky turns on a track on a CD which plays "Pop Goes the Weasel"] I SAID TRACK 7!

Sorry!

Norm

Oh but before I grant your wishes I QUIT! HA! IM NOT A FAIRY ANYMORE! DOUBLE HA HA!

Timmy Turner once again you have lost your fairy. BINKY TRACK 7! And this time when I wipe your memory it will stay wiped!

Norm

Hah!

And you! You are no longer a Fairy you are a genie once more!

Norm

You think I care? I still jerked Timmy of his godparents and those two floating nitwits are out of a job. I still win!

Chester

[to Norm] Not yet! You lied to me! You tricked me and you used me to hurt my best friend! Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat; except the school system, the government, and every girl I've ever met!