Mr. Turner quotes from The Fairly OddParents

I'LL FIX IT!

I flooded the house trying to make hot dogs.

It's violent!

And educational!

But mostly violent! Yay, violence!

[tackles Eddie to the ground] Eddie, no! Dad, run! Eddie's back from the dead, and he wants to KILL you!

Kill me? Why would he wanna kill me? Your mom's the one who forgot to feed him when you went to summer camp. [echoes] Camp. Camp.

And an addition to the ribbon, the first prize includes this rare, priceless Jupiter tulip. [He hands Mrs. Turner the tulip only for it to die on contact instantly.]

EVERYTHING I TOUCH, DIES!!!!! [sobs while the judge, Timmy and Mr. Turner take a step back a little.]

Oh Dinkleberg! Aren't you going to come over and give my wife a congratulatory hand touch?

Hit it, Britney!

You got it! [starts dancing with her backup dancers]

Hey! Wait a Minute! Dad never asks ME to hit it! [pulls her shirt sleeve up and kicks Britney Britney out of the house] AND STAY OUT!

[disgusted] That's it! No more private gigs!

Come on! Let's play Charades!

All right, you guys. Remember the rules of Charades. This means "sounds like" [pulls his ear]. This means "two words" [pulls up two fingers]. This means "you got it" [touching his nose]. Now let's show the Dinklebergs how we Turners are the best charades players ever!

YOU ARE THE WORST CHARADES PLAYER EVER!

Thanks for the trophies, Turner.

This [waves his arms like a bird] is not a bulldozer! This [gallops like a horse] is not a fudgesicle! And [pretends to row a boat] HOW IS THIS GHOSTBUSTERS II?!

But...

[pointing to his butt] No buts! [Points to Timmy's room] Go to your room!

So Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?

In the face of this overwhelming evidence that you are, and always have been, an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!

Vicky

[in tears] I'm, I'm sorry! I blame television!

Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?

Vicky

Yes?

Vicky, you're fired!

You know, I'm not so sure we should go into space just 'cause a circus monkey picked our name from a hat.

That's exactly why we should go. Monkeys are never wrong about space travel.

We're headed for the sun! We got a defective monkey!

Yesterday, I tried to fix a pencil sharpener at work and they had to CALL IN THE COAST GUARD!

C'mon Dad, you're exaggerating

[Picks up Timmy to his face] Tell that to Mitch from accounting, he clung to a floating copier for hours until the fish CAME OUT! [Sobbing] Waaaah, oh Miiitch....

Oh honey, don't be so hard on yourself. What do you say we make some popcorn and watch the toilet?

It's no use, I'm an incompetent BOOB! [Walking sobbingly to the front door] I'm just going to stand in the garbage can, in the alley, for the rest of my life [Opens the door with a wrench, an ocean of water floods into the house]

It's no use, son! The gig is up!

We know your secret!

Ahhh! You were right, Wanda! I got careless and now I'm totally busted!

That's right, son! You might as well 'fess up!'

Well, -

Timmy, no!

Poof, poof!

It's too late. My mom and dad know I have... fairy godparents.