Mom quotes from The Fairly OddParents

Take good care of our fancy new vase while we're gone! Oh, and Timmy, too. Keep an eye on him.

I wish I had something to stop Vicky!

Hey, that's just vague enough to work!

Vicky! It's us.

Timmy's Mom and Dad!

We're back!

You can go home now.

Vicky

[screaming and melting] Nooooo!

Okay honey, are you ready for your anniversary present?

[blindfolded] Oh, I'm so excited! What is it? What is it?

Open your eyes!

It's a blindfold! Oh, I've always wanted one!

Cookies? For dinner? With our... phone number on them?

These aren't for you son, these are for the Chip Skylark concert!

We're going to hurl these on stage and hope that Chip calls us, and offers to be your big brother!

Honey, you've outdone yourself again! What do you call this?

Cold cereal and milk.

It's marvelous! I'm falling in love with you all over again!

[seeing that Timmy's room is full of stuff that he hasn't bought for him] Young man, where did you get all these nice things?

Uh...Internet?

And where did you get Internet?

Uh...uh...

[gasps] He's stammering! Our son is the Wall-2-Wall-Mart shoplifter! [screams like a girl]

What?! You don't think I stole this stuff, do you?

[screams like a girl again]

That's a yes...but I didn't do it!

[screams like a girl again then passes out]

That's it, young man, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day!

Timmy, we love you and they just want to help!

Oh, yeah? Do you love me enough to give me a chance to show you that you're wrong?

Well, all right, son. One chance, but if you're wrong it's off to the clink...which I hear is nice! Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!

Say! Where'd you get the nice tank, son?

Uhh... Internet?

Works for us!

Was that the Dinkleberg's car?

I hope so! That's what I was aiming for!

Oh, sweetie, you feel warm, and you look positively green!

Warm? Green? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer! And the salad shooter!

[finds Wanda (as Timmy) watching TV] Timmy! What are you doing up this late? It's way past your bedtime!

But...uh...but...

No "buts", young man. You march straight to bed, and don't make me get the giant robot in here.

Timmy! What are you doing in here? You were just in there.

Uh.... no I wasn't?

Well, that settles that. But you know you're not supposed to eat sweets this late at night...or change from pink to green.

[seeing Cosmo disguised as Timmy] Oh no! Timmy feels warm! And he's green!

Warm? Green? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer! And the salad shooter!

[spotting Timmy (as a gill-less fish) floating upside-down in the fishbowl] I better get the fish a thermometer, too!

I thought you liked that other amusement park, Escalator Land.

No way! That park was for babies...

Dad, when do we get to the ride?

This is the ride!

Yippee!

We're going to read fairy tales to low privileged, confused dolphins!

We're gonna read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried..." [dolphin cry]!

Have fun, you two!

Vicky

Oh, don't worry. [holds up a bunny suit] We're going to redefine the word fun!

I'm going as your mom!

And I'm going as your dad!

And I'm going straight to therapy.