You can't spell "Vicky" without "icky".
Lines by Wanda 5
I hate everything! I hate cats, I hate this day. I'm going to bed...which I hate!
[floating at a typewriter]
Finally, a romance novel to shake the ages. [starts typing] It was dawn. I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked...
Super Bike... Meet Super Toilet!
Ordinarily, I'd agree with you, [door slams on her] but the slight concussion is making me less suspicious...has that hat always been orange?
Scenes with Wanda 60
Well, how do I look?
Ew!
'Ew' is right! I don't have any hair!
Sure you do! It's here on your back! [Lifts his shirt to show his back is covered in hair]
That's just creepy.
You mean we're being reassigned?
Ha ha ha! I mean, yes, and we're all very sorry.
Can we have a couple of hours to say good-bye to Timmy?
Can I have five dollars? [Timmy hands him a five-dollar bill] Two hours. [disappears]
Miniature golf is a great kids' game!
[Cosmo and Wanda are turned into a tee and ball]
Ow! My back!
Let me try the Age-O-Meter. Kid...adult...Oh, no! You've become even more of an adult!
We've got to resort to the heavy artillery!
[Cuts to Timmy riding a kiddie ride outside a store]
[as Ricky] Wanda! You've got some splainin' to do!
[as Lucy] Even though that's not the way everybody says "explaining", I respect our differences and your right to say it in the way you want.
Eh, babaloo?
That, too.
WAH!
Boring! [Changes channel]
[As news reporter] And now, here's Cosmo with the weather.
[Holding a feather] I thought you said feather. [A pause, then smiles]
Just let me clairify this. You married, your car.
[In southern accent] Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon! [Has chair thrown at him]
And we'll be right back.
I wish I had cheeks of steel!
I hope you mean your face.
I do!
Follow me to the TV; I've got an idea!
[writing in a book] Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!
[Later]
I'm all out of ideas!
[writing in book] Well, easy come, easy go.
[Even later]
I had another idea!
[writing in book] This was a magnificent day for Cosmo!
Those creeps! Wait 'til I reset them!
No! If you turn off the game while they're in there, or if they lose their 3 lives, they'll disappear forever.
Then I wish they're out of the game!
You can't! [turns his head into Timmy's] Quote: "I wish for a video game that's challenging - a game that you can't wish yourself out of!" Unquote. [returns to normal]
You either win the game, or take off the helmet.
You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?
Nope. We're two halves of a whole idiot!
I'm a Cosmo Coin, and boy am I glad to see you.
Ditto!
[Running on the treadmill that keeps the power going] This'll be great for my glutes!
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