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Wanda quotes from The Fairly OddParents

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3rd most-quoted character in The Fairly OddParents: in 65 of its 297 quotes
Most scenes with: Cosmo (46), Timmy (26), Vicky (5)

Lines by Wanda 5

[floating at a typewriter]

WWanda

Finally, a romance novel to shake the ages. [starts typing] It was dawn. I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked...

WWanda

Ordinarily, I'd agree with you, [door slams on her] but the slight concussion is making me less suspicious...has that hat always been orange?

Scenes with Wanda 60

Well, how do I look?

CWCosmo & Wanda

Ew!

'Ew' is right! I don't have any hair!

WWanda

Sure you do! It's here on your back! [Lifts his shirt to show his back is covered in hair]

That's just creepy.

WWanda

You mean we're being reassigned?

FGFairy-Gram

Ha ha ha! I mean, yes, and we're all very sorry.

Can we have a couple of hours to say good-bye to Timmy?

FGFairy-Gram

Can I have five dollars? [Timmy hands him a five-dollar bill] Two hours. [disappears]

Miniature golf is a great kids' game!

[Cosmo and Wanda are turned into a tee and ball]

Ow! My back!

WWanda

Let me try the Age-O-Meter. Kid...adult...Oh, no! You've become even more of an adult!

We've got to resort to the heavy artillery!

[Cuts to Timmy riding a kiddie ride outside a store]

[as Ricky] Wanda! You've got some splainin' to do!

WWanda

[as Lucy] Even though that's not the way everybody says "explaining", I respect our differences and your right to say it in the way you want.

Eh, babaloo?

WWanda

That, too.

CBCosmo & baby

WAH!

Boring! [Changes channel]

WWanda

Just let me clairify this. You married, your car.

[In southern accent] Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon! [Has chair thrown at him]

WWanda

And we'll be right back.

Follow me to the TV; I've got an idea!

WWanda

[writing in a book] Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!

[Later]

I'm all out of ideas!

WWanda

[writing in book] Well, easy come, easy go.

[Even later]

I had another idea!

WWanda

[writing in book] This was a magnificent day for Cosmo!

Those creeps! Wait 'til I reset them!

WWanda

No! If you turn off the game while they're in there, or if they lose their 3 lives, they'll disappear forever.

Then I wish they're out of the game!

You can't! [turns his head into Timmy's] Quote: "I wish for a video game that's challenging - a game that you can't wish yourself out of!" Unquote. [returns to normal]

WWanda

You either win the game, or take off the helmet.

You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?

Nope. We're two halves of a whole idiot!

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