Timmy quotes from The Fairly OddParents

[covers his eyes] Arrrgh! It burns!

I lost a life! On level 1! What am I, 4?

[repeated throughout episode] So bored, can't focus.

I love the smell of Christmas in the morning!

I made it all the way across the ocean to Greenland and nothing bad happened!

[looks to camera] Well, that's inconvenient.

The horror! The pure, unadulterated PG-13 horror!

I'll never abandon you guys for a girl again! Now excuse me while I go abandon you for a girl .

Crocker can make 2 + 2 = fish!

You always were a lousy teacher, Crocker. But I did learn something from science class, and that is what happens when you split an atom.

Vicky

All right, Twerp! Time for bed.

But it's only 6:04.

Vicky

Well, it's 9:04 on the east coast. BED!

Now it's 9:05 on the east coast!

Well, how do I look?

Ew!

'Ew' is right! I don't have any hair!

Sure you do! It's here on your back! [Lifts his shirt to show his back is covered in hair]

That's just creepy.

That'll be $265.

WHAT?! That's more than I get in allowance- I mean, that's more than I make in a month!

Well, you should have finished college.

Did YOU finish college?

[breaking into tears] NO! WHY DO YOU THINK I'M A WAITER?!?!

Miniature golf is a great kids' game!

Ow! My back!

Let me try the Age-O-Meter. Kid...adult...Oh, no! You've become even more of an adult!

We've got to resort to the heavy artillery!

[as a giant lobster with large claws] Hello, Timmy! Let Aunt Gertrude pinch those chubby cheeks of yours!

I hope she means my face!

I wish I had cheeks of steel!

I hope you mean your face.

I do!