I wonder why I got so bored with you?
Check out my dimple, it's huge!
Now I remember; your action phrases stunk!
A character in The Fairly OddParents
I wonder why I got so bored with you?
Check out my dimple, it's huge!
Now I remember; your action phrases stunk!
I'm just...
A stupid ten year old boy!
Right. And I'm not interested in girls, and I won't be until I'm...
A stupid eleven year old boy!
Then...there's hope? THERE'S HOPE!
I am totally into the idea of you giving me to Tootie. This way, she'll always have a little piece of you that she can smother and choke with love.
Wow! That was an oddly specific action phrase.
I wish the Chin doll was indestructible and had 12,000 "I Hate Vicky" action phrases.
[Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands. Vicky fires her blow torch at the Crimson Chin action figure, but the toy remains intact]
Your icky, redheaded yuckiness cannot pierce the shield of Tootie's love! [Vicky fires her blow torch again, with the same result] Evil redheads make boy bands say "EWWWWW!"
Why won't this stupid toy BREAK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
[seeing that Timmy's room is full of stuff that he hasn't bought for him] Young man, where did you get all these nice things?
Uh...Internet?
And where did you get Internet?
Uh...uh...
[gasps] He's stammering! Our son is the Wall-2-Wall-Mart shoplifter! [screams like a girl]
What?! You don't think I stole this stuff, do you?
[screams like a girl again]
That's a yes...but I didn't do it!
[screams like a girl again then passes out]
That's it, young man, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day!
Timmy, we love you and they just want to help!
Oh, yeah? Do you love me enough to give me a chance to show you that you're wrong?
Well, all right, son. One chance, but if you're wrong it's off to the clink...which I hear is nice! Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!
Say! Where'd you get the nice tank, son?
Uhh... Internet?
Works for us!
Was that the Dinkleberg's car?
I hope so! That's what I was aiming for!
[Timmy is transformed into a Bruce Willis style action hero]
Awesome! I have a five o'clock shadow!
And it's only 7 A.M.!
[is being disintegrated by Jorgen's invention] You musn't blame yourself, even though it is all your fault.
Timmy, remember- we love you...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I goofed up this world. Now, I'm ungoofing it.
Are you playing the Crash Nebula video game? Shouldn't you be studying?
What are you? My Mom?
Hey genius, you missed the receiver.
Nope, still off.
[Timmy is studying for his quiz]:
Hey, wanna play the Not Study Game?
How do you play?
[after shoving Timmy's textbooks off the desk] You're already playing!
YAY!
[after a "Not Study" poof, we see Cosmo and Timmy playing the Crash Nebula video game]
Shouldn't you be rescuing a calculator from a tree?"
Spell "calculator".
C... A... L... Q... [A.J. smiles at him] Later! [runs away]
I don't know anything anymore!
Welcome to my world!
[after Timmy says he can't win, if it would only make his dad sad] Well, if he really loved you, he'd let you [head turns into a dragon, with a demonic voice] RIDE ME!
Don't say that! My Dad loves me!
How do you know he's not lying?
How do I know you're not?
Well, [turns back to its regular self] I'm a bike.
[poofing into Hairy World] Fairy World?
Hairy World.
[A fairy cow poofs in]
Dairy World?
Hairy World.
Oh darn it! [poofs away]
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