Dad, Timmy and others in “Unfinished Business”

[seeing that Timmy's room is full of stuff that he hasn't bought for him] Young man, where did you get all these nice things?

Uh...Internet?

And where did you get Internet?

Uh...uh...

[gasps] He's stammering! Our son is the Wall-2-Wall-Mart shoplifter! [screams like a girl]

What?! You don't think I stole this stuff, do you?

[screams like a girl again]

That's a yes...but I didn't do it!

[screams like a girl again then passes out]

That's it, young man, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day!