Timmy quotes from The Fairly OddParents

Now it's time for Scary Stories From The Future! In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.

Far out!

But nothing to watch!

AAH!

[as Young Dad, offering his trophy] Hi, Mom! I'm Dad. Will you take this; go out with me; marry me; and someday have a boy with a silly pink hat?

Okay. I'll come by your house later!

[as Young Dad] Groovy! If I'm asleep in a tent in the backyard, wake me up and tell me about the race, in excruciating detail!

Okay. [wanders off]

It's not working! He's falling in love with her again!

Well, where's the dough? You know, as the god of love, I love cash.

And I love the idea of Cosmo not being able to love Wanda.

[frustrated] At this rate, I'll never get home! [grabs one of Cupid's arrows] I'll just make them fall in love, and sort it out later.

[spots a nickel and ducks] Ooh! I spy a nickel!

[arrow hits Cupid] You know, Mama Cosma, there is something I love more than money: YOU! [Mama Cosma screams as Cupid chases her]

The Crimson Chin

Great jaws of justice! Spatula Woman!

But that's just a geek in a costume!

[tied to a giant hairy leg missile] Couldn't you have shaved this thing?!

[pointing to his kneecap] Don't make me use this!

The Crimson Chin is still a hero, right?! He'll save me, right?!

The Crimson Chin

Stupid ketchup!

Well, uh... besides, I'm not in any real trouble, right?! If I were in any real danger, my Godparents would get me outta here, right?!

Stupid ketchup!

I can't believe it! I'm this dog's dog.

Isn't that a rap song?

[gives himself some rap clothes] Word! [gets weighed down by all the stuff and crashes to the bottom of the fishbowl]

Dogs have a better sense of smell. And they can see in black and white. And they can go to the bathroom anywhere they want!

So can I. I'm just polite!

I'm doomed!

Well, you've lived a good life, right?

I'm only ten!

I said good, not long!

Who are all these gifts for?

Vicky

Nobody. I just like making you work!

Chet Ubetcha

[on a television in a shop window] As the world falls apart at the seams, people everywhere are asking "who is responsible for this?", and "how can we tear them limb from limb?"!

Err... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah! He's cute when he's angry!

Merry Christmas! [Hands Timmy some gas for his snowmobile] Or, as we say in Montana; you're standing in cow manure!

Awesome!

Cookies? For dinner? With our... phone number on them?

These aren't for you son, these are for the Chip Skylark concert!

We're going to hurl these on stage and hope that Chip calls us, and offers to be your big brother!

Yeah, well, you know what I wish? I wish something bad would happen to him!

Okay, but you can't wish him maimed.

Okay, then. I wish-

Or injured.

Then-

Or beaten...or dead.

Fine. I wish that the worst possible non-lethal thing would happen to Chip Skylark right now!

I'm really sorry about [Vicky holding you hostage], Chip.

Chip

Oh, that's all right, little pal. It's not like you wished for this to happen.