Cosmo quotes from The Fairly OddParents

Don't look at me. I'm just a coal miner!

Let's get something straight! I'm not bright! Big words confuse me! I have the attention span of a rodent! But Wanda loves me anyway. She makes me happy and THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR YOU!

Ooh, yeah - I'm gonna swing, Daddy-o! I'm gonna call up all my old friends [leafing through book] Lessee, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda with a star beside it, Panda, no that's "Wanda" with a smudge on the 'W'. I...I...I miss Wanda!

Learn to skate in difficult environments you must... because scared of gorillas am I!

[seeing Chester crash] "Wow, his whole face hit at the same time! He must be really good!"

Aah! My brains! Babble and drool!

I know how to make it (Pompeii) warmer! [[[w:Mount Vesuvius|Mt. Vesuvius]] erupts, destroying the city]

I know how to make it (Atlantis) cleaner! [flushes it down the ocean]

I call it (Xanadu) Pittsburgh!

Must resist stupidity impulse...

I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! FELT!

[pointing to bridge] There's still enough pretty color left for one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge! Wow. There wasn't a single manly word in that sentence.

[after exploding due to magical back-up] Neat! I'm string! YAY!

Give me a T I M M Y! What does it spell? Seriously what does it spell?

No! You have a perfect civilization. Why would you want to add a woman to it?

[talking to Timmy, about Dad] He destroys everything he touches: The toilet, the TV, your childhood...

Vicky

All right, Twerp! Time for bed.

But it's only 6:04.

Vicky

Well, it's 9:04 on the east coast. BED!

Now it's 9:05 on the east coast!