Principal Mangosuthu quotes from The Critic

No pressure Marty, but the Pope and Nelson Mandela are in the audience, and they came to party!

(After Bill Clinton falls through a floor) I’m sure we all appreciate President Clinton’s ground-breaking message!

Attention students: Auditions for Peter Pan are being (Helium voice) held in the auditorium! (Normal voice) Stupid helium!

I am sorry, Martin. You are not fit. From now on, you must go to remedial gym. (Opens door and moaning noises are heard) Oh wait, that’s remedial choir.