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The Critic · Season 1, Episode 1

Marty, Jay and others in “Pilot”

(Jay and Marty playing the arcade game "Escape from the Big Apple")

Marty

Hurry up Dad, you've only got ten seconds to get to Long Island.

Jay

Uh-oh, Yankee Stadium is emptying out!

Marty

And it's Nickel Beer Day! (Character jumps over crowd)

Jay

Oh no, the Reverend Al Sharpton!

Al Sharpton

Blah-Blah-Blah! Blah-Blah-Blah! Blah-Blah-Blah! Blah-Blah-Blah! Blah---

(Character turns into a skeleton and dies, "Game Over" screen appears)

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