Mom? Dad? I never made you laugh?
Well, I did chuckle a bit when you tried to eat that bird and fell over the cliff.
EElenor
No, Franklin. That was the roadrunner.
(Shamefully) No, that was me.
“A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Jay Sherman (2), Franklin Sherman (1), Ardeth (1)
Ardeth. How’s my favorite ex-wife?
The judge said every time you talk to me, it costs you a hundred dollars.
(Lays down money beside Ardeth) Fine, here’s two hundred. Get bent!
ZVZoltan Veramirovich
Hello Mister Sherman. Thanks to your appetite, we bought a yacht.
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