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S1 E11

The Critic · Season 1, Episode 11

Jay and Ardeth in “A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera”

Jay

Ardeth. How’s my favorite ex-wife?

Ardeth

The judge said every time you talk to me, it costs you a hundred dollars.

Jay

(Lays down money beside Ardeth) Fine, here’s two hundred. Get bent!

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