Franklin Sherman quotes from The Critic, page 2 ... TV Quotes Database

Lines by Franklin Sherman 25

Happy 1937 everybody!

If I could be a vegetable, I'd be a carrot.

(Dressed up as the Energizer Bunny) 48 hours and still going!

I've been there too. Usually there's a midget making googly eyes at me. I call him Mr. Pickalini.

(Watching Jay on TV) On this TV, I do believe his nose is bigger than my foot. (Puts his foot over Jay's nose) Look, see? Isn't that incredible?

I’m not wearing pants. I split my pants, and now I’m not wearing pants.

Son loves Mother, sweet romance. Poor old father has no pants.

Keep it down Son. I'm trying to make it rain Harvey's Bristol Cream.

Hey, hey, hey, it's Fat Albert! How-buh are-buh you-buh do-bing?

(While watching the Pulitzer Prize ceremony) This is the worst production of Porgy and Bess I’ve ever seen.

Mom? Dad? I never made you laugh?

Franklin

Well, I did chuckle a bit when you tried to eat that bird and fell over the cliff.

EElenor

No, Franklin. That was the roadrunner.

(Shamefully) No, that was me.