(after Alfred shoots and hits the backboard.)
WOW! You hit the backboard!
AAlfred
(laughing) You just keep practicing and someday you will be good enough to hit the backboard, too!
S7 E10It's a Boy
S7 E11Clair's Liberation
Ah, your just in time, turkey burgers all around.
Alright, put one on my plate please? It looks good, I don't know what to put on it.
How about some mustard.
Don't patronize me! I know what I want. I want some of the red stuff.
Mom, it's ketchup. [Clair gives him a look]
Theo...[shakes his head no]
Right mom, red stuff.
Go get me a glass of water Rudy!?
Mom, I'm Vanessa.
Whoever you are, go get me a glass of water! No forget the water just give me ice, lots of ice! Pam get me a warm towel!?
Coming right up.
Oh, never mind, get out of my way! Ah this is so much better! [puts her face in the freezer]
Would you get me some ice cream while you're in there?
Have you lost your mind, an ice cream would melt in this room, a person could burn up in this room. Never mind lets just get through this dinner! [slams the freezer door] Now where is Rudy?
Don't you remember, Denise took Rudy out tonight.
And who is Denise! Oh, that's right, that's the child's sister.
Mom would you like some peas?
I was hoping we have carrots. [starts crying]
We can make carrots mom.
It's too late, it's too late, I wanted something orange.
Why didn't you fix some carrots boy? You kids are not worth a nickel around here.
Mom, it's ok, they have tear ducts specialists for this.
My tear ducts are fine. It's my children who are so stupid!
Clair and Cliff: Gotcha!
S7 E12It's Your Move
(to Elvin about helping their friends move) Honey, they have to be out by Sunday or pay an extra month's rent.
OK, don't they have other friends?
Yes they do, and they will also be there. Look honey, I promise it won't take more than two hours.
All right, all right. But we have to be out of there by 12:00 PM.
We will be. And Elvin, remember, they were kind enough to help us move.
Yes, but we were considerate enough not to move during football season.
NNancy
Hey guys, I made coffee. Is decaf OK?
Great! (mumbles to Sondra) Decaf. I come here to do real work, they give me fake coffee!
S7 E14Attack of the Killer B's
Study tips from a college man, I feel smarter already.
Well for starters, no music, no dancing, no food and no friends.
I do that at home, I study over here so I can be with Pam.
You mean you study at home too?
Yeah, don't you?
No, I thought you got all those good grades because you were smart.
I am smart, smart enough to know after I study here, I better study some more at home.
S7 E15Total Control
Last year I wanted a Maserati for my birthday and Mrs. Huxtable wouldn't let me have one.
Well, if you tell Daddy and Denise that I want a pony, I'll tell Mrs. Huxtable that you want a Mister Ragi!
AAlicia
(while in pain) My back!
RRay
Your back?
AAlicia
Is killing me!
RRay
I'll get the tennis balls and massage you. (starts massaging Alicia)
AAlicia
You're doing it all wrong.
RRay
The book says...
AAlicia
Forget the book! That is not helping my back at all.
Try straight up and down motions.
AAlicia
Excuse me, it's my back. (realizing it's Cliff) Oh, try straight up and down.
S7 E16Adventures in Babysitting
(After Cliff and Clair walk into their bedroom and find Rudy and Olivia sleeping with cloves of garlic around them)
Cliff? Why is Olivia holding that piece of meat?
Don't you get it, dear? It's the steak to drive through the vampire's heart!
(Clair laughs)
S7 E21Nightmare on Stigwood Avenue
(after Olivia is told to eat liver)
Ew, I hate liver. It tastes icky.
Oh, but it's so good for you.
If it's so good for you, why don't you eat it?
Uh-oh.
What did you just say to me, young lady?
I said, you eat it. Please.
Okay. (starts eating)
Mom!
Oh, but Rudy she said "please."
Olivia (turns to Cliff): You eat it too. Please.
Please doesn't work on me.
I'll be your best friend.
(Cliff starts eating the liver)
Dad!
I want to be her best friend.
S7 E23Cliff and Jake
JJake
Well, the good Lord put us on the Earth for different reasons; I can build nice shelves and you slap bottoms for a living.
S7 E24Theo and the Kids: Part 1
BBoy
I don't care if he does leave the door open. I'll do whatever I want.
RRaheem
So go close it.
BBoy
I'm doin' my homework. You go close it!
S8 E1With This Ring
What is this? [taking a hand out of the fridge]
My hand, I made it myself.
Do you need an extra?
Yes
What for?
You never know.
NNelson
Dad, the ice cream is dripping on me.
Why don't you put your napkin on you?
NNelson
I don't have a napkin.
DDabnis
Well, here take mine.
What do you say, Nelson?
[Nelson stays quiet.]
What do you say?
NNelson
May I eat my peas now?
Thank you.
NNelson
You're welcome.
S8 E2There's No Place Like Home
(bowing) Oh-hi-yo.
WNWinnie and Nelson
(bowing) New Jersey.
(after Rudy barges into Cliff and Clair's room)
How many times do I have to ask you to knock before you enter this room?
Why? It's not nighttime.
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