Pam Tucker quotes from The Cosby Show

Pam

(praying) Please tell me someone did not crash into Dr. Huxtable's car! (She looks outside and winces) Ooh, can't do that!

Cliff

I would treat that cousin like a patient.

Pam

Would you give me a prescription for birth control pills?

Pam

The truth is I was going to break curfew and take my punishment.

Clair

Come here. And just how do you know what that punishment is?

Cliff

Did Rudy tell you about that machine in the basement?

Excuse me, Ms. Huxtable. It wasn't Pam's fault. She didn't even want to go. I talked her into it.

Cliff

Well, then you must not be too much of a friend.

Yeah. I care for her a lot.

Cliff

Well, I don't think so. Because people you care for, you look after them.

Pam

Dr. Huxtable, it's not all on Slide. I have a mind of my own.

Clair

Then you better start using it!

Theo

Ah, your just in time, turkey burgers all around.

Clair

Alright, put one on my plate please? It looks good, I don't know what to put on it.

Cliff

How about some mustard.

Clair

Don't patronize me! I know what I want. I want some of the red stuff.

Theo

Mom, it's ketchup. [Clair gives him a look]

Cliff

Theo...[shakes his head no]

Theo

Right mom, red stuff.

Clair

Go get me a glass of water Rudy!?

Vanessa

Mom, I'm Vanessa.

Clair

Whoever you are, go get me a glass of water! No forget the water just give me ice, lots of ice! Pam get me a warm towel!?

Pam

Coming right up.

Clair

Oh, never mind, get out of my way! Ah this is so much better! [puts her face in the freezer]

Cliff

Would you get me some ice cream while you're in there?

Clair

Have you lost your mind, an ice cream would melt in this room, a person could burn up in this room. Never mind lets just get through this dinner! [slams the freezer door] Now where is Rudy?

Vanessa

Don't you remember, Denise took Rudy out tonight.

Clair

And who is Denise! Oh, that's right, that's the child's sister.

Theo

Mom would you like some peas?

Clair

I was hoping we have carrots. [starts crying]

Theo

We can make carrots mom.

Clair

It's too late, it's too late, I wanted something orange.

Cliff

Why didn't you fix some carrots boy? You kids are not worth a nickel around here.

Vanessa

Mom, it's ok, they have tear ducts specialists for this.

Clair

My tear ducts are fine. It's my children who are so stupid!

Charmaine

Study tips from a college man, I feel smarter already.

Theo

Well for starters, no music, no dancing, no food and no friends.

Charmaine

I do that at home, I study over here so I can be with Pam.

Pam

You mean you study at home too?

Charmaine

Yeah, don't you?

Pam

No, I thought you got all those good grades because you were smart.

Charmaine

I am smart, smart enough to know after I study here, I better study some more at home.

Pam

Why?

'Cause you may just stop my heart.

Pam

You gotta be kidding.

The only thing I gotta be is by your side.

Pam

And did you know that Mr. Bostick is the ugliest man I've ever seen?!

Charmaine

Huh?

Pam

Yeah, did you notice that there is hair coming from his ears and that ugly mole on his throat that moves up and down when he talks? Come on Charmaine, let's apply to college.... (Charmaine sits there stunned) DON'T HOLD ME BACK, CHARMAINE!

Pam

It doesn't make sense, why does the store in the neighborhood charge more so the people there can't afford to pay them?

Russell

Because they can. They own their own company and being the only one in the neighborhood they know they have no competition so they can charge however much they want.

Lance

But isn't that illegal?

Clair

Not at all, because in theory you can take your business elsewhere.

Cliff

But the thing of it is, a lot of those people living in the neighborhood can not afford transportation to the cheaper market.