What is this? [taking a hand out of the fridge]
My hand, I made it myself.
Do you need an extra?
Yes
What for?
You never know.
S8 E1With This Ring
NNelson
Dad, the ice cream is dripping on me.
Why don't you put your napkin on you?
NNelson
I don't have a napkin.
DDabnis
Well, here take mine.
What do you say, Nelson?
[Nelson stays quiet.]
What do you say?
NNelson
May I eat my peas now?
Thank you.
NNelson
You're welcome.
S8 E2There's No Place Like Home
(bowing) Oh-hi-yo.
WNWinnie and Nelson
(bowing) New Jersey.
(after Rudy barges into Cliff and Clair's room)
How many times do I have to ask you to knock before you enter this room?
Why? It's not nighttime.
S8 E3Particles in Motion
(Clair and Theo are role-playing)
Mrs. Jackson, your daughter has a concentration problem.
[as Mrs. Jackson] (begins speaking in Spanish)
No, no, aww naw. I said your name is Mrs. Jackson.
Si, soy Señora Jackson.
How am I going to handle this?
Deal with it.
Hablo un pequito de español. Necesito un interpreter.
(obviously impressed) My man dealt with it.
S8 E4WARNING: A Double-Lit Candle Can Cause a Meltdown
What is the Exchange Club?
It's just this wack club...
Uh, what?
It's wack, that means it's like, ridiculous! It's this little ol' nothin' club where, like, you're supposed to be 16 to get in, but the little junior high school kids, you know, they dress up, try to look older, and they let 'em in, too! But, you know, they're basically good kids tryin' to sneak out on their parents and they jus'...OHHHH...I ain't in this!
Well, you are now!
Chill (to Pam): Excuse me, my fair lady, do you know CPR?
Why?
CChill
'Cause you may just stop my heart.
You gotta be kidding.
CChill
The only thing I gotta be is by your side.
S8 E5Pam Applies to College
And did you know that Mr. Bostick is the ugliest man I've ever seen?!
Huh?
Yeah, did you notice that there is hair coming from his ears and that ugly mole on his throat that moves up and down when he talks? Come on Charmaine, let's apply to college.... (Charmaine sits there stunned) DON'T HOLD ME BACK, CHARMAINE!
(to Charmaine) See you later, baby.
Lance, don't use outside words inside!
S8 E6It's Apparent to Everyone
You take another step and I'll be a clean man.
I think he's serious. Especially with that...assault with a cleanly weapon.
I will Hoverize you!
S8 E9For Men Only
All of you who do not have a job, raise your hands. And while you have your hands up, I want you to look down because for guys who aren't working, I'm seeing expensive sneakers.
S8 E10Olivia Comes Out of the Closet
Miriam Makeba (to Olivia): Excuse me, I didn't know anybody was living in the closet.
That's allright, I don't really live in here, I'm hiding.
MMMiriam Makeba
But your family's worried about you, why are you hiding?
My daddy's going away for 3 months and he promised me he wouldn't leave without saying goodbye. So if he can't find me, he can't tell me goodbye.
MMiriam
At least you got somebody to say goodbye to. They just left me.
(about her dad) If he goes away, I'll be all alone.
MMMiriam Makeba
In my culture, there isn't a word for alone, it simply does not exist. Everybody is family, meaning everybody is responsible for somebody else.
I like the sound of that.
S8 E11Two Is a Crowd
Whether they marry or not, Dabnis is good for Vanessa. He may be the only one that can tunnel into the deep recesses of her mind.
Yes! But...will he be able to get out?
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