Ah, your just in time, turkey burgers all around.
Alright, put one on my plate please? It looks good, I don't know what to put on it.
How about some mustard.
Don't patronize me! I know what I want. I want some of the red stuff.
Mom, it's ketchup. [Clair gives him a look]
Theo...[shakes his head no]
Right mom, red stuff.
Go get me a glass of water Rudy!?
Mom, I'm Vanessa.
Whoever you are, go get me a glass of water! No forget the water just give me ice, lots of ice! Pam get me a warm towel!?
Coming right up.
Oh, never mind, get out of my way! Ah this is so much better! [puts her face in the freezer]
Would you get me some ice cream while you're in there?
Have you lost your mind, an ice cream would melt in this room, a person could burn up in this room. Never mind lets just get through this dinner! [slams the freezer door] Now where is Rudy?
Don't you remember, Denise took Rudy out tonight.
And who is Denise! Oh, that's right, that's the child's sister.
Mom would you like some peas?
I was hoping we have carrots. [starts crying]
We can make carrots mom.
It's too late, it's too late, I wanted something orange.
Why didn't you fix some carrots boy? You kids are not worth a nickel around here.
Mom, it's ok, they have tear ducts specialists for this.
My tear ducts are fine. It's my children who are so stupid!
Clair and Cliff: Gotcha!
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