Olivia Kendall quotes from The Cosby Show

Olivia

I don't have any friends. I live here with a bunch of old people.

Martin

Olivia, this is Denise's father. His name is Dr. Huxtable.

Olivia

Hi.

Cliff

And how are you?

Olivia

I'm fine.

Cliff

Good. Do you have a job?

Olivia

No.

Cliff

Then I guess I can't get any money out of you.

Olivia

I have money.

Cliff

You do? How much?

Olivia

I have a lot of it. You can have some if you want.

Cliff

I know this is not one of my children.

Rudy

Would you tell my mom something for me?

Olivia

Sure, your Mom's nice. What'd you do?

Rudy

I borrowed some money to buy a sweat shirt.

Olivia

That's not so bad.

Rudy

It was the money she set out for the cleaners.

Olivia

That's not so bad.

Rudy

She put the money on the counter, and Kenny said he'd give me the money if I sold him my Magic Johnson poster, and I did, and he didn't, so I took the money from Mom.

Olivia

Sorry, Rudy, I think you're on your own.

Olivia

WOW! You hit the backboard!

(laughing) You just keep practicing and someday you will be good enough to hit the backboard, too!

Cliff

Last year I wanted a Maserati for my birthday and Mrs. Huxtable wouldn't let me have one.

Olivia

Well, if you tell Daddy and Denise that I want a pony, I'll tell Mrs. Huxtable that you want a Mister Ragi!

Olivia

Ew, I hate liver. It tastes icky.

Clair

Oh, but it's so good for you.

Olivia

If it's so good for you, why don't you eat it?

Rudy

Uh-oh.

Clair

What did you just say to me, young lady?

Olivia

I said, you eat it. Please.

Clair

Okay. (starts eating)

Rudy

Mom!

Clair

Oh, but Rudy she said "please."

Cliff

Please doesn't work on me.

Olivia

I'll be your best friend.

Rudy

Dad!

Cliff

I want to be her best friend.

Clair

What is this? [taking a hand out of the fridge]

Olivia

My hand, I made it myself.

Cliff

Do you need an extra?

Olivia

Yes

Cliff

What for?

Olivia

You never know.

Olivia

(bowing) Oh-hi-yo.

(bowing) New Jersey.

Olivia

That's allright, I don't really live in here, I'm hiding.

But your family's worried about you, why are you hiding?

Olivia

My daddy's going away for 3 months and he promised me he wouldn't leave without saying goodbye. So if he can't find me, he can't tell me goodbye.

At least you got somebody to say goodbye to. They just left me.

Olivia

(about her dad) If he goes away, I'll be all alone.

In my culture, there isn't a word for alone, it simply does not exist. Everybody is family, meaning everybody is responsible for somebody else.

Olivia

I like the sound of that.