Principal Valenzuela, Carl and others in “Unfinished Business”

What is going on here?!

Hey, Principal Valenzuela. So, funny story--

[sharply] My office, now! [Later in her office] Okay, start talking. Who started this and why?

They did!

[sighs] Fine. Then you're all going to be suspended!

[in unison] What?!

[in unison] Aw, man!

Does that mean I can't go to band practice? [starts to cry]

Wait, it was my fault! Don't suspend Alexis! Suspend me! I wanted him to fight. I thought if he stood up for himself, he wouldn't get picked on anymore.

It's not all Carl's fault. He was just trying to help me, and he's right. I do need to stand up for myself. I just have to do it in my own way. [to Ricky and Julius] I really don't like when you guys put weird things in my tuba. It's hard to clean, and it always sounds bad afterwards.

But I like the funny sounds. [Principal Valenzuela clears her throat as she seriously looks at both him and Julius; in unison] We're sorry.

[in unison] We won't do it again.

Great! So, now can we hug it out?

[in unison] Oh.

[in unison] What's a hug?

[sighs] Sure.

I like hugs!

Me too!

Since you used your words to resolve this, no suspension this time. Bravo, boys. [The four boys start leaving her office, to Alexis for a second] One last thing, Mr. Flores. Are the rumors true? Did you really revenge-poop on a pigeon? [whispers] All the teachers are dying to know.

[shrugs] Maybe, maybe not. [leaves]

[closes her office door] Sorry, ladies. I can't confirm or deny the rumors.