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Vito quotes from The Casagrandes

Played by Carlos Alazraqui · 19 quotes · page 2 of 2

In 19 of the 329 quotes from The Casagrandes
Most scenes with: Hector (7), Ronnie Anne (4), Sergio (4)

Scenes with Vito 16

[After Carl kicks CJ's El Falcon base, CJ deletes all the games on Carl's handheld, much to his shock, then Carl angrily runs off and throws CJ's hair clippers out the window, shaving Vito's hair]

VVito

Hey, free haircut!

[whispers] My clippers! [growls angrily at Carl, rushes off, then back with Carl's El Falcón shoes, and throws them out the window]

VVito

(Huh?) Hey, free shoes! [puts the shoes on his feet] Check out my new look!

[After Vito and Robbie are eliminated from the competition when Robbie failed to make a dunk in the basketball hoop]

VVito

[comforting Robbie as he sobs] Let's get you some ice cream.

RRobbie

[happily] Rocky Road always cheers me up.

VVito

Remember, Sameer, a hot dog for breakfast is the most important dog of the day. Let's see how you are at ordering.

SSameer

Two dogs for Mr. Vito, please.

VVito

Whoa! Very good! You are going places, mister.

Sameer, are you interning for Vito?

SSameer

Yeah. I was wondered what he did for a living.

So, what does he do?

SSameer

I don't know. He says he's about to make a comeback, but, comeback to what? It's a mystery.

[holding Carlitos as he cries when he crashed into the cake] Mi Bebe!

[angrily to Vito] Ugh, see?! Look what you did! This is why I tried to stop you from coming today! [gives Vito back his phone and wallet]

VVito

What? [realizes] Wait a minute. I'm starting to think that you had something to do with my stolen wallet and my scooter getting towed!

Ding, ding, ding! What choice did I have?! I'm sorry, Vito. I don't want you to be the padrino. You're just… too much!

VVito

[hurt and heartbroken] Oofa doofa, that hurts. I'll just get out of your hair, then. Here, Carlitos. I know you love turtles and choo-choo trains, so I bought you these toys. I also made you enough meatball puree to last you until you're on solid foods.

CCarlitos

[tearfully] Oofa doofa…

VVito

[sniffs] Take care of yourself. [leaves, dejected]

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