Stop me if you've heard this one, Batman. There were these two fellows in an abandoned party favor factory. One says to the other--
Where are you keeping the gas, Joker?
You call that a punchline?
I don't share your sense of humor.
Yet we're linked, you and I. Like comedy and tragedy. Two sides, same coin.
The gas, Joker! Or I vow I will turn your smile upside down.
If it's gas you want... [He throws a playing card at a brown bag, which falls to the stage floor. Batman dodges it in time] Place all tray tables in their upright positions! [Joker laughs maniacally as his balloon takes off]
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