The Batman (2004) · Season 5
Stop copying me!
Stop copying me!
Oh, so you can talk.
Oh, so you can talk.
Cut it out!
Cut it out!
Quit it!
Quit it!
I like to smell my feet.
You like to smell your feet?
How did I fall for that?
Dude, you've gone cyber! How totally cool is that?
My idea of "cool" is not spending the rest of my life AS A SCREENSAVER!
Don't take it wrong, hon, but a boyfriend who's a collection of itty-bitty robots is kind of... weird.
I'll have you know I'm the greatest version of Joker there's ever been! Joker 2.0!
[entering the room] More like a bad joke, minus one.
Ah, I should have know I'd show up.
[on TV] After last night's incident, I'm calling for all Gotham University students to have DNA tests that will determine who's been abusing mutagenic chemicals. Tests will begin tomorrow morning.
He can't do that! Isn't that, like, invasion of primacy?!
Privacy. And it's not legal, no way.
But what if everyone else takes the test and we don't? They'd know it was us.
[thinking] Hmm...
David?
What if everyone had the mutagen in their systems?
What are you talking about?
Well, I've always said this place was a zoo. What if it really turned into one?
You know, you were a real inspiration to me, Batman.
I was an inspiration to you?
When I was a kid, I saw you way up on a skyscraper. You had everything I ever wanted: power, freedom, no one to answer to... and then there was the whole animal thing, too.
You might have seen me, but you sure didn't understand.
[last lines of the series]
Yeah. junior Justice League, teen division.
Nice try.
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