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The Batman (2004) · Season 1, Episode 3

Penguin and Alfred Pennyworth in “Call of the Cobblepot”

Penguin

Well, well, well - come to help with the dusting, Jeevesy?

Alfred Pennyworth

Actually, I just popped in to reclaim some missing property.

Penguin

Fine, you can use it to serve me more of those shrimp puffs.

Alfred Pennyworth

The days of Pennyworths serving Cobblepots are long since over!

Penguin

Huh? You're a Pennyworth?

Alfred Pennyworth

And the only thing keeping me from walloping you soundly is the shame that the news of the incident would bring upon my Master Bruce.

Penguin

Wayne, shmayne. The good old days when Cobblepots were king are coming back, 'cause I'm gonna restore the Cobblepot name to its former wealth and glory!

Alfred Pennyworth

Hmm. If you intend to do so by pilfering, it may take a while.

Penguin

Not as long as you think, old man. [points at the pile of riches stolen by his birds]

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