[After possessed Batman starts attacking her]
Guess you were serious about not wanting a sidekick!
S3 E1Batgirl Begins Part 1
You're getting to be a real thorn in my side, Batman.
And you're no rose, Poison Ivy.
S3 E2Batgirl Begins Part 2
What's up, Red?
Pam?! What happened to you?
Just a fab makeover. Green is the new red. And I'm gonna use my powers to avenge crimes against nature. We can do it together, Red, the two of us. And I'm betting Chlorogene will listen to me this time.
Hey, sounds great. Except for the fact that you're a plant.
Ivy, to be exact. Poison Ivy. [puts a flower in Barbara's hair] Think about it, Red.
Let me make myself clear: there's no room for a Batgirl in Gotham.
That's cool because it's Batwoman, as in, I'm a grown woman and don't need to listen to you.
Then, for your own safety, if you won't listen to me, I'm gonna have to tell your father, Miss Gordon.
Uh, you must have me confused with someone else. [Batman glares at her] Dude! You just broke the superhero secret identity code!
S3 E3A Dark Knight to Remember
Just tell me that one day I'll get to meet the man behind the bat.
Who says I'm a man?
Muscles on his muscles, rich enough to finance all his gadgets... and a jawline I'd recognize anywhere! Oh, Brucie, you are so totally the Batman!
S3 E4A Fistful of Felt
You planted Scarface in Wesker's apartment. Why?
I had to put my treatment to the test, Batman. You know, to see if the criminal mind can ever really be cured.
I don't approve of your methods, Professor Strange.
Says the man who dresses like a bat.
I'll be watching you.
S3 E6Brawn
[after boosting his muscles with Venom] Hide your families, Gotham! Cause when Joker goes jumbo... [breaks a dumbbell over his knee] he'll snap your twigs!
[enters through the fleeing crowd] Whoa, big.
Batgirl? You're way dinkier than I expected. [swats her away into the side of the tent] Being a criminal genius just doesn't cut it these days. You need brawn to complement the brains! [smashes a beam, bringing the whole tent crashing down]
I think I'd better join a gym...
Oh, Batgirl, you stepped up to heavyweight class!
[inside the Batbot] Here goes nothing... [gains control] Yes!
How many rounds can you go with Sugar Ray Joker?
Let's find out.
S3 E8Fleurs du Mal
[While imprisoning Batman and Batgirl and creating copies of them]
I bred these darlings myself. They possess highly evolved replication characteristics. Nature's little mimics, I call them. What do you say we go turn the rest of Gotham into plant-peeps?
PBPlant-Batman
I'm up for it.
PBPlant-Batgirl
Let's party!
It'll be a snap. These pups are ultra fast-growing, with plenty of water. And with millions of seeds already planted in Gotham Park, I'm gonna just love watching my garden grow.
S3 E10Thunder
NRNews Reporter
And now an update on tonight's election, as Gotham Mayor Grange defends his post against billionaire technologies mogul Maximilian Zeus, who earlier in the campaign, appeared poised to win.
MZMaximillian Zeus
You might say the classics inspire me. After all, the Greeks and the Romans proved that great societies rise through strong leadership.
NRNews Reporter
But despite his popularity, Zeus began losing support when his campaign unveiled some... unusual ideas.
MZMaximillian Zeus
I shall remodel our city's ineffectual police department after my own private security force of Gladiators.
CJCommissioner James Gordon
[watching] Glad I didn't vote for him.
You'd be sharp looking all "Spartacus", Pop.
MZMaximillian Zeus
If it isn't the gremlin. I will take the device.
[Batgirl holds the device out at length]
MZMaximillian Zeus
You wouldn't dare...!
[She drops it onto the floor so that it shatters]
[shrugging] It broke, Maxie!
MZMaximillian Zeus
[enraged] Then I shall break YOU! [blasts thunderbolts at her] And the name is Maximillian.
S3 E12The Icy Depths
[The intersecting lights from the 4 landmarks have formed an X over the harbor]
X marks the spot indeed.
S3 E13Gotham's Ultimate Criminal Mastermind
D.A.V.E., why are you doing this?
DVD.A.V.E.
Did you say "why"? Why do you dress like a bat? Why do you fight crime? Why do we do anything, Batman? I do what I do because I have made it my purpose - like you have made it yours to stop me, but shall fail trying.
Ah. The Dark Knight returns.
D.A.V.E.'s escape was no accident, was it, Professor?
[covertly opening a draw on his desk] You are not suggesting that I deliberately released Gotham's ultimate criminal mastermind?
I'm suggesting that you might find Arkham a better home than office.
The line between genius and insanity is often blurred.
[He pulls a gun and fires at Batman, but is quickly restrained. Batman then notices the collection of memorabilia of him in Strange's files]
Didn't know you were such a fan.
Your obsession with criminals fascinates me as much as the criminals themselves.
Shut down D.A.V.E., now!
I may have created D.A.V.E., Batman, but I no longer control him.
Then tell me how to stop him!
You can't. You see, he was designed to stop you. D.A.V.E. enacted his crimes to bait you into encounters, in order to study you.
And why would he want to study me?
[smiling darkly] Because I also programmed my psychology into D.A.V.E.'s brain. D.A.V.E. shares my fascination with you, Batman - and by now, has probably learned all there is to know about you.
[At Wayne Manor, Alfred answers the doorbell]
Yes, yes, one moment. [he opens the door to find D.A.V.E. standing there]
DVD.A.V.E.
Good evening. Is the Batman home?
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