Robots can get drunk?
And do ecstasy. You should see some of the robots I party with.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
But what about our greatest powers being between our ears?
TDr. Turfenpeltz
It turns out, the greatest power is... either flying or super strength, I can't decide yet. But being smart, it's not even in the top ten.
Spalding, you're my only friend.
Whatever, Donkey Kong.
DDoctor
I know you use your voice professionally.
Yes, for evil.
DDoctor
Oh, I thought you meant you were a singer or something.
Do I get a balloon?
No.
Why not?
Because you're a fugitive from the law, and you're *bleep* crazy.
That's ridiculous. If I were crazy, would I be best friends with a basketball?
MLady Malocchio
Can you believe she's not dead anymore?
I know. I'm so happy.
MLady Malocchio
First I have two kids, then one, then two again. How can I keep track?
Well, if you ever want a real woman, call me.
Oh, Spaldetta's a real woman, all right. All curves.
Because she's a ball.
This guy knows what I'm talking about.
Are you the monkey from Friends?
I don't understand what's going on. Why would Jaclyn be at Malocchio Jr.'s lair? She didn't seem to be working in a professional capacity. Something about the way she tried to claw my eyes out.
Where are we?
It's a portal! To another world!
Which world?
I don't know!
Mattress World?
Probably not.
Boy Meets World?
That's not a world!
I hope I get to meet Mr. Feeny.
How do you feel?
I'm going to be honest with you. I'm still evil. What? I don't get credit with you for being honest?
I don't know what to tell you. You just told me you're evil..
I can't win with you.
Well, I've tried everything, but nothing works. I guess I'll just shoot you into the sun.
What?
I'm sorry, Dr. Malocchio. I know it's not your fault you turned evil. You're an evil villain, what do you want me to do?
But I hate the sun.
I have no choice.
I sunburn easily.
Wear a hat.
Do you have any sunscreen? My dermatologist is not going to like this.
I know how I can turn you good again.
How's that?
Blood.
This is a weird day.
I am sticky all over. Reminds me of the time...
I so don't want to hear the end of that sentence.
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