This generation cares too much about fun. In my day, fun was not having polio.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Yeah! Think outside the box! Think outside the box! Everybody!
EEveryone
Think outside the box! Think outside the box!
Guys! What did I say about group chants?
EEveryone
We don't have to do it every time Frantic starts one.
Thank you.
Do you not like Hotwire?
I like her, but... well, I like her butt. It's the rest of her I don't... trust.
Get your paws off of me, you damned dirty mongoose.
The Gopher King!
Wait! Are you sure he's not Badger Man or the Evil Weasel?
Badger Man's dead and the Evil Weasel only burrows for good, remember?
I know I shouldn't say this, but they all look the same to me.
Prock, I found it. It's right next to the anti-Irish ray.
Uh, yeah, that belonged to Gadget Gal back in the day. Different times.
Red carpet, red carpet! I am like a bull, except when I see red, I do not get mad. I get fabulous!
I'm Frantic, pretty much the fastest man alive and currently the most popular member of the Awesomes. And this lovely lady is Gadget Gal.
I'm here because he told me there would be pudding.
You will get this pudding when this is over! Now smile and be TV-friendly for once.
Isn't it weird for the nominee to also work the red carpet?
Frantic said if I didn't let him do it, he would murder me until I was dead.
Now, to get this ray downstairs. (calls) Hello, I need some help with my luggage. How many bags? Umm... one, but it's not really a bag. It's more of a ray gun. But not like an evil ray gun, like a regular one. How many guys will it take? I should have thought this through. Is fifty too many? Yeah, I thought so. It sounded high when I said it. Let's say 48 guys. Ah, thank you. (hangs up) It begins. (laughs maniacally, the phone rings) Hello? Yes, now. Did I not say now? Yeah, I need it right now.
One of tonight's most anticipated moments is a musical tribute to the heroes of the 1980s. I'm joined now by two of that decade's most effective heroes, Shoulderpad Jones and the Stockbroker. I bet you two can't wait to reconnect with all the other heroes from your era.
SThe Stockbroker
I just like to reconnect with some cocaine.
Thanks for coming, Black Irish.
BIBlack Irish
(gravelly voiced) Yeah, I sensed you guys were looking for me.
No, that can't be your real voice.
BIBlack Irish
You got a problem with it?
No. But you should.
Impresario, now is not the time.
It's never the time to leave asthma untreated.
BIBlack Irish
Stop talking or I'm gone.
Gone to the doctor to get your throat checked out?
You lied to me, too. You told me this was for the betterment of mankind.
As a rule, don't listen to people who say things like "the betterment of mankind." On average they're usually *bleep*.
Hello, I'm Dr. Malocchio. As of ten minutes ago, the only people with superpowers are me and my henchmen. I'd say make your peace with God, but... I'm the only God now. So get some sleep, I'll see you guys tomorrow. It's going to be a busy day.
These boxes are going to the White House. So are we.
Oh, I am not traveling in a box.
It's the only way.
Well, put me down as fussy about that.
And put me down as excited. When I was young, my parents often made me sleep in a box. One time, they even buried it.
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