Sir Alan Sugar quotes from The Apprentice

Sir Alan Sugar

I did have a preview of that tape before. Nick actually gave it to me and when he gave it to me, I thought he had mixed it up with one of his other videos, because to me it looks like a 1970s porno movie Debbie Does Dallas. (Nick and Ruth exchange amused looks)

Sir Alan Sugar

You seem to have gone from anchor to wanker! (to Mani Sandher)

Sir Alan Sugar

(on reading Jo Cameron's CV) Says here she used to train Financial Directors for MG Rover. No wonder they went bloody skint.

Sir Alan Sugar

Jo, you've been here too many times. It's a shame, but I thought you had more potential. But Jo, I'm sorry to say, this time, you're fired.

Sir Alan Sugar

Samuel, can I ask you a direct question?

Sir Alan Sugar

Samuel, with your hands in your pockets, not a salesman...

Sir Alan Sugar

I'll promise you this. As sure as I've got a hole in my bloody arse, when it gets down to the Final Two, all these people who are saying nice things will not. (On Michelle and Ruth's friendship)

Sir Alan Sugar

Shut, UP!! (to Syed Ahmed)

Sir Alan Sugar

Syed...

Sir Alan Sugar

Am I asking you ventriloquist? I'm talking to him!

Sir Alan Sugar

I'm struggling with the situation but I've come to a conclusion and my conclusion is this: that Tuan, I'm afraid to say you had your chance. You didn't perform on this particular task so Tuan, you're fired!

Sir Alan Sugar

But I'm also sorry to say, Syed, despite some flashes of genius, you're too much of a risk for me. Syed, you're fired.

Sir Alan

Paul on Paul.

Sir Alan Sugar

Let's talk about Ansell.

Sir Alan Sugar

Never underestimate me because you will be making a fatal error. I don't like liars. I don't like cheats. I don't like bullshitters. I don't like schmoozers and I don't like arse-lickers.