Nick Hewer quotes from The Apprentice

Nick Hewer

So that's 100 chickens and 100 chicken tikka pizzas, one chicken per pizza?

Nick Hewer

He's all gong and no dinner (on Syed Ahmed)

Nick Hewer

No apostrophe in the history of the English language has ever been argued over so fiercely.

Nick Hewer

(Referring to ignite's "Pantsman" idea in the boardroom) They took logic and tortured it until it screamed.

Nick Hewer

Frankly returning to London with no sales is a bit like the three of them popping into that cat plane and taking off to join the Battle of Britain. They ain't got a chance.

Nick Hewer

Behind me, you can see Stella wearing a very short, sequinned, emerald green dress, waving at people from a window. Amsterdam, maybe, but not in Manchester.

Nick Hewer

The first time an octopus was mentioned, it was mentioned by the woman at the focus group, and as soon as she mentioned octopus, you were all over it like a tramp on chips.

Nick Hewer

[Stuart Baggs'] leadership style leaves me trembling with irritation.

Nick Hewer

I wouldn't gas about it. I'd get on with it.

Nick Hewer

There’s never any meat in it. That’s the problem – it’s just waffle.

Nick Hewer

Trying to nail anything on Jim is a bit like trying to nail jelly to a wall.

Nick Hewer

(on Tom and Leon) I think it's about time that both Leon and Tom actually started to stand up for themselves and started being a bit more manly frankly.

Nick Hewer

(on one of Team Logic's sales) As they say in Europe: "Nil Points." Nothing.

Nick Hewer

Zoe slapped down Susan a couple of times, [just] as somebody slaps down a yapping puppy.

Nick Hewer

(on Jim) I’ve never seen such an abundance of baloney. He’s good fun, people like him, and I quite like him now for the first time.