Jim Eastwood quotes from The Apprentice

I believe I can be the champion thoroughbred that this process requires.

(to Alex) My contribution is more positive than negative. Yours is nada.

I’m an Irish bulldozer of charm.

I don’t know what rapport is. If I knew, I’d bottle it and sell it.

(through a microphone as Tom Pellereau looks on disapprovingly) Number 73! House Number 73! With the skip outside! (no response) Hello? (Still no response. Jim tries again more doubtfully) Hello?

(to Susan) I actually think you’re just marginally worse than Glenn.

It looks as if we're all trying to shoot Bambi.

May I speak Lord Sugar?

Could you sell this type of small petit object?

Alright, ladies, come to Papa.

It's very difficult to push treacle up a hill.

I have twenty three umbrellas, and ironically twenty three minutes left!

The girls didn’t play ball – throwing toys out of the pram. I was like Mother Teresa, as opposed to project manager.

(on being asked by Margaret to summarise himself without resorting to clichés) I am exactly what it says on the tin.