Ben Clarke quotes from The Apprentice

Philip Taylor: Have you?

Ben Clarke: Yeah.

James McQuillan: (under his breath) Bloody hell.

(Philip looks unconvinced)

Philip Taylor: Did you go?

Ben Clarke: No.

Kate Walsh: Did he actually say that?

Ben Clarke: (normal voice) Yeah.

(normal voice) Sir Alan, Sir Alan, I'm going to show you, I'm going to...

(In Sir Alan's voice) I've heard enough! You've nearly talked yourself out the bleedin' door! Just shut up!

(Kate and Yasmina carry on laughing)

Kate Walsh: I've never known anyone go into the boardroom, like very unlikely to get fired, and then ruin it so much for themselves.

Ben Clarke: (normal voice) Talk it.

Yasmina Siadatan: Just by talking.

Ben Clarke: Talk themselves into trouble.

Yasmina Siadatan: Trying to create the opposite effect.

Ben Clarke: Story of my life. Talk myself into trouble.

(All start laughing)

Ben Clarke: (In Sir Alan's voice on what he thinks the task will be) The British film industry brings in, a billion quid a year. And from that billion quid, half that revenue is used for purchasing bog roll for the box. You're gonna go today and make some bog roll. Happy bog-rolling! Off you go, with your dossier!

Sir Alan Sugar: James?

James McQuillan: What?! [to Sir Alan] Ooh, sorry.

Ben Clarke: I don't know what exactly he contributed. But then again, I'm torn between James and Debra.

Debra Barr: Bring me in, mate! I'm well up for it. Take me in, and we can sit here and explain about this task.

Sir Alan Sugar: What have you picked on him [James] for?

Ben Clarke: I'm going to bring back Noorul and Debra. I was struggling to identify what exactly James had done...

Sir Alan Sugar: I hope you're bringing in people for the right reasons. I hope you're not thinking about James, that there might be a village missing an idiot somewhere.