Paul Torrisi quotes from The Apprentice ... TV Quotes Database

PTPaul Torrisi

First time we have a girl as a project leader and it's the first time we lose.

Matthew Palmer: (laughs) That's irrelevant. We couldn't have kept on that streak while some of our team were being-

Paul Torrisi: Give a woman a position of power and they go fucking doolally. All of a sudden they think they're Adolf flamin' Hitler.

PTPaul Torrisi

I can sell anything

Sir Alan Sugar: Well, you didn't.

PTPaul Torrisi

There's a slight pause, and then it's a giggle. [Actor laughs half-heartedly] Not funny enough!

Raj Dhonota: Tell him a friggin' joke man! What's the matter with you?

Paul Torrisi: Okay. An aardvark walked into a pub, and the barman said, "Why the long face?"

Raj Dhonota: I dunno.

Paul Torrisi: Well... that's the joke. An aardvark has a long face.

Raj Dhonota: Oh.

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I am a Roman Catholic and God is my witness: I shook her hand outside.

Sir Alan Sugar: Yeah? Well, I'm Jewish and I couldn't care less.

PTPaul Torrisi

We never bought the bloody venison; we were over at the bloody printers!

PTPaul Torrisi

I haven't done anything wrong. Why should you fire me?

PTPaul Torrisi

Yes, I am Italian. I do have a temper...

Margaret Mountford: That's not an excuse for having a temper.

MSMiriam Staley

I thought you bought...

PTPaul Torrisi

Forget about what you thought!! ..."Bought the bloody meat"...

Paul Torrisi quotes from The Apprentice