Oh, there you are Measley.
[Measley points to whats behind Weasel as Trey snorts]
If I hear you again, once, ever, I shall stomp on you. I don't. like. weasels.
I don't like the noise they make. Weasels are nuisance makers. This is my park! So no noise, no nuisance. Better for you if I never see you again.
Actually um... my wife's in a delicate condition.
[Weasel laughs]
[Trey snorts furiously as he prepares to stomp on them]
[Measley dodges the stomp. Trey then begins chasing the weasels, who are screaming, waking Adder up]
If you don't shut up, I'll... ooh!
Is it something I've said?
Something I haven't done?
[as Plucky and Dash race] Once upon a time I was the fastest fox of them all. Now out of all the foxes in White Deer Park I'm the slowest.
If it wasn't for you fox, there would be no red foxes left alive in White Deer Park to race Hares on a spring morning. Not to mention all the other animals. You've saved us all from one thing or another so many times.
S Sinuous
No, no, no, no, no, it's my name, Sinuous.
We'll be alright. I'll look after you all.
That's what I'm worried about!
L Leveret
I wasn't doing anything. Just eating grass on me usual hill. Then suddenly, there (Trey) was, saying "no grazing for hares" to me. "The grass is for the deer to eat and walk on", he says, "and for no-one else!".
S Squirrel
He's nuts! Nuts!
Mad as a March hare. Ooh, sorry there, Leveret.
P Pig
[on being fat] I've got prizes for it.
It's not a good morning, in fact my whole day's ruined.
Oh poor dear and why's that?
You couldn't have, Weasel and Measley left White Deer Park months ago!
I mean you. Your a weasel.
Does a weasel have a bushy tail like this one?
As far as I'm concerned, anything that isn't a white deer is a weasel. That makes you a weasel.
CB Chief Bat
[to Owl] I know its not an owl as such but its a bird of some sort isn't it. It'll do you.
It's all my fault I'm a weasel!
S3 E3 Water, Water
CD Colonel Donk
What manner of obnoxious lifeform might this be?
A delightful little family of weasels.
CD Colonel Donk
Weasels? Can't stand weasels, can I? But don't remember why. [Weasel Laughs] That's why! Clear off, go on, before I get nasty!
H Hurkle
Oh, what a magnificent animal. I've never seen a more handsomous stag. Never ever.
Only deer can drink from this pond.
H Hurkle
I am sorry, we, we didn't know. Sh, she'll only be a minute. Uh, don't worry, uh, we're your friends, uh, I'm your friend.
Stop drinking you ugly creature!
Hiya Trey! Fancy another chase?
I feel a howl coming on. May I?
Can't help myself. I'm too happy! [howls]
Come on now, sheeps. You shouldn't be at this end of the field.
Uh, because I say! I'm the sheepdog, you're the sheeps. What I say goes!
S1 Sheep #1
Go and stick your head in a horse trough!
You said I was mad didn't you fox, because I'd said I'd seen rats.
I'm very sorry, Toad. Obviously your not mad.
I'm not mad! [laughs hysterically]
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