Trey quotes from The Animals of Farthing Wood

Weasel

Oh, there you are Measley.

Trey

If I hear you again, once, ever, I shall stomp on you. I don't. like. weasels.

Weasel

Pity for you I'm sure.

Trey

I don't like the noise they make. Weasels are nuisance makers. This is my park! So no noise, no nuisance. Better for you if I never see you again.

Measley

Actually um... my wife's in a delicate condition.

Trey

MORE WEASELS?!

Weasel

Measley!!

Trey

It's not a good morning, in fact my whole day's ruined.

Friendly

Oh poor dear and why's that?

Trey

I've seen a weasel.

Friendly

You couldn't have, Weasel and Measley left White Deer Park months ago!

Trey

I mean you. Your a weasel.

Friendly

I'm a weasel?

Trey

I'm glad you admit it.

Friendly

Does a weasel have a bushy tail like this one?

Trey

As far as I'm concerned, anything that isn't a white deer is a weasel. That makes you a weasel.

Oh, what a magnificent animal. I've never seen a more handsomous stag. Never ever.

Trey

Only deer can drink from this pond.

I am sorry, we, we didn't know. Sh, she'll only be a minute. Uh, don't worry, uh, we're your friends, uh, I'm your friend.

Trey

Stop drinking you ugly creature!

Shadow!

Plucky

Hiya Trey! Fancy another chase?

Trey

You again?

Trey

You've a mole on your head. How disgusting.

Hurkel

Fox here and his friends have brought a great gift to this park. Their ideals are quite unique, you know. I'm sure if Fox and I explained it all to you in the kindness that lurks deep within your more obvious brutality...