R.O.B quotes from The Angry Video Game Nerd

[robotic voice] I will play, I am R.O.B., Robotic Operating Buddy.

The Nerd

[intrigued] Okay, cool, a robot. Here ya go. [hands R.O.B. the controller]

[robotic voice] Error, does not compute, requires adaptive device.

The Nerd

It's a controller. You play it.

[robotic voice] I do not have thumbs, you moron.

[robotic voice] Must have gyros.

The Nerd

[annoyed] You want a fucking gyro now? [He goes into the kitchen, makes a gyro sandwich, and returns to R.O.B.] All right, here's your damn gyro.

[robotic voice] You idiot. That is not a gyro.

The Nerd

I know, I tried - what, do you want me to go to fuckin' Greece?

The Nerd

[angrily] You ready now, R.O.B.? You happy? You got enough shit to work with?!

[robotic voice] Affirmative.

The Nerd

"Affirmative," your ass! Let's play.