Cowardly Lion quotes from The Angry Video Game Nerd

Cowardly Lion

With a knuck! And a ruck! And a fuck! And a f-fuck!

The Nerd

Hey man, did you just swear?!

Cowardly Lion

Uh, (laughs) yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck you, fuck you, dick, dick, dick! (laughs)

The Nerd

(resumes explaining the game) Now, the only problem with the Lion is that after he dies only once...

Cowardly Lion

(Gasps) Die?

The Nerd

...he never comes back!

Cowardly Lion

(The Cowardly Lion runs out, but dies in an explosion.) Fuck!

The Nerd

SHIT! Come on!

Cowardly Lion

(Chuckles) (He sees the Wicked Witch) Oh, is that the Witch? Is that the Witch? She's a bitch, not a witch! (Chortles)

The Nerd

Come on, you fuckin' green bitch! Melt like diarrhea in the hot sun!

Cowardly Lion

(Chortles) Yeah! Now, Shove her broom right up her ass! Fuck that bitch! Fuck that bitch! Fuck! Wicked Witch of the East, Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of the fuck, Wicked Witch of my ass! (Chortles and barks)

Cowardly Lion

Wicked Witch of the East, Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of my balls, Wicked Witch of the fuck, Wicked Witch of my dick, Wi-- Wicked Witch of the ass. Wi-- Wicked Witch...

[cracking up] Wicked Witch of the ass! [Laughs]