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Tied for 10th most-quoted character in The Angry Video Game Nerd: in 4 of its 789 quotes
Most scenes with: The Nerd (4)
Scenes with Seaman 4
SSeaman
[sarcastically] Yeah. Hello. Whatever.
[to microphone] I just wanna talk.
SSeaman
[sarcastically] Blahh, blahh, blahh. Happy?
[to microphone, annoyed] Yo, fuck-face!
SSeaman
Let's be sure and get my name right, skin puppet. You're a pain in the fuck.
[to microphone, angrily] Suck my dick!
SSeaman
Hey, Seaman don't play that.
[to microphone] I'll... (What can I do?) I'll tickle you.
SSeaman
Are you coming on to me?
[to microphone] Talk, talk. Speak, speak.
[the Gillman flings a viscous substance at the screen]
Did he just take a shit? 'HE JUST FLUNG SHIT AT ME!
SSeaman
Hey, guess what we're doing over here!
[two Gillmen are interconnected; the Nerd is shocked]
Oh, no, no, no-no-no, please, please! The Seamen are mating. And they felt the need to announce it; to make it known! There they are; staring you right in the face! I didn't even know one that was female. They both have a male voice. That's not... logical.
[the top Gillman sinks to the tank floor]
It dies? It got fucked to death?!
SSeaman
In general, would you describe yourself as a confident person?
[confused] Am I confident in myself? Well--
SSeaman
You don't have to be perfect to still be able to like yourself, so tell me.
[lying on the futon like a therapist couch] It all started with my pet albatross.
SSeaman
The most important thing is that your dad knows how much he means to you.
I just feel like...nothing matters, you know?
SSeaman
[each line interleaving with one another] If you manage to glimpse the world through each other's eyes, you have to keep up with technology. What will your future be like? It's a natural result of the world's economy becoming no reality independent of observation.
I-I never thought of it that way.
SSeaman
Human beings are the only animals smart enough to entertain itself in a complex way. [the Nerd nods in agreement]
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