The Amazing World of Gumball · 211 quotesShould we call the police?
GGumball
(groans) And tell them what? That we spent the day dressed like eastern European popstars and got mugged for $7 by a shadow?
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(Sarah slides her latest Laserheart issue to the boys.)
GGumball
Sarah, please, just stop.
Just read it.
(Gumball opens the comic.)
GGumball
(reading a page) "I'm glad you guys are still friends despite fighting for my affections"?
(The boys give Sarah a questioning look.)
What? It's fanfiction. There's bound to be a bit of shipping.
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(As Onyx runs, the next panels show Laserheart performing bizarre poses as he gives chase.)
GGumball
Yeah, I don't think a body can make those shapes. Onyx took his heart, not his spine.
Just keep reading.
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(The episode opens on Gumball and Darwin's computer. Gumball opens the Internet and types in "Elmore Stream-It". Before he could click a video...)
DON'T DO IT!!
GGumball
I just need one, man. Just one.
Don't! You know what happens if you disappear down the Elmore Stream-Hole. Who knows just how many precious hours you'll lose watching idiotic online videos? So, just back away from the PC.
GGumball
DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! I'LL CLICK IT! I WILL!!!!
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(On the bus...)
Hiding is not gonna make it go away, and why on earth would you invite him to a sleepover?
GGumball
Whoever pays for lunch gets a sleepover. It's a social contract.
You're talking out of your backside, dude.
GGumball
At least you'll be there to support me.
Nope! Sorry.
(Darwin gets off the bus at Banana Joe's house)
I'm having a sleepover at Banana Joe's. I predicted you'd do something like this, so I decided to get out of the house for the evening.
GGumball
Fine! I don't need you! I still have Anais!
(Anais pops out of Darwin's backpack.)
Nope. You made your bed, and now you have awkwardly lie next to a stranger in it.
Bye!
(Gumball yells, slamming his butt against the back windshield of the bus in despair as it departs.)
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[Picks it up] Here! A photo album!
[Darwin sets it down and opens it for them both to see. The first photo shows a much younger Margaret Robinson sitting in a boat on a lake, smiling wickedly]
She looks happy there.
GGumball
Her brother doesn't.
[In the same photo, next to the boat, Margaret Robinson's helpless brother is seen drowning. Slightly concerned, Darwin flips to the next page. The next photo is of Margaret Robinson's first day at Elmore Junior High]
Look, first day of school!
GGumball
Yeah, probably the last for a few others.
[Margaret Robinson gazes happily at the camera as the school building burns behind her. A fire crew is seen attempting to stop the blaze. Another page is flipped. The next photo shows Margaret Robinson as a child in the living room of her home at Christmas time]
Christmas!
[Darwin gasps as he sees Margaret fanning the hearth fire to burn Santa as he climbs down the chimney]
Santa... [Distraught voice, closes the book] I don't wanna see any more!
GGumball
[Reopens the book] Well, wait a minute. What about the baby pictures? They gotta be cute.
[The photo is of a human hand finishing the stitching of the infant Margaret]
GGumball
Aw...
[Gumball flips to the next page. The photo shows Margaret Robinson as a toddler, ripping off a teddy bear's head]
GGumball
Oh! I guess she was just born that way, dude.
[Gaylord Robinson, who stands in the shadows behind them, begins to speak as he approaches them. Startled by his voice, Gumball and Darwin quickly turn to see him]
GRGaylord Robinson
Margaret is and will always be a mystery. Nothing happened in her life to justify the way she is. Some people aren't looking for anything logical; they can't be bought, reasoned, or negotiated with. Sometimes, man just wants to watch the world burn.
GGumball
Uh...are you saying Mrs. Robinson's a man?
GRGaylord Robinson
[Shocked] What? No!
GGumball
[Quietly] Wait, y-you said "man", Mr.- [Trails off]
GRGaylord Robinson
[Puts his hands on his hips and stomps toward them in frustration] I meant "man" as in "mankind!"
But, she isn't kind.
GRGaylord Robinson
No, I-I-I [Defeated] Ah, just get out of here.
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GGumball
Oh no, we’re gonna cra-
VVoice
Crashing thought prices this week at Joyful Burger!
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(The episode opens on Gumball reading a comic. Richard appears and clears his throat.)
GGumball
What?
Remember your last birthday present?
GGumball
How could I forget? My present was an IOU.
Well, I'm afraid I'm gonna need that back.
GGumball
(groans before giving the IOU) Really?
(rips the IOU) Because...
(Gumball screams when he receives a certain box-shaped handheld console from his father.)
GGumball
You got me a Game...Child? (reads the back of the console) "Made in Chainor"? This is such a knockoff, that even the country it was made in is a knockoff. (sighs) Did you buy it from the back of that van?
Yeah, the Awesome Store. What's the problem? Everything we have is a knockoff. Our TV, it's a "Soppy" - only two letters different, but that never stopped you from watching it. (gestures to Gumball's comic) Your superhero, Badman - he's a knockoff, too, but you love his morally dubious adventures. Even our doctor only has a doctorate in fine art, but he did a great job on my appendix scar.
GGumball
Okay, thungs.
What?
GGumball
That's knockoff for "thanks".
That's the spirit.
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(The episode opens on Richard sleeping at home in his robe. However, he suddenly jumps awake, hearing something before dashing off at high speed, breaking through every house on the block, and even breaking a rowboat used by Mr. Robinson in half. He moves onto the freeway, a speed camera tagging him at 200 mph, before he attempts to jump over the unfinished bridge. He fails to make the jump and falls down, but after a moment, he continues on. At the mall...)
GGumball
Yeah, it's a secret, apparently.
(Gumball and Darwin hear a rumbling sound before Richard crashes into the mall, grabbing Gumball!)
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
(Gumball screams as the three duck down to avoid debris from the massive updraft caused by Richard's speedy run as it crashes through the mall.)
SON!! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
GGumball
I said "AHHH!"
BEFORE THAT!!!
GGumball
There's an urban legend about a secret menu at Joyful Burger!
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LLeslie​​​
[Coughing] Wait!
[He puts his leaves over his face, and when he lifts them, discovers that he has become more handsome]
Leslie: [Gasps] I'm beautiful. Wait! I'm more beautiful than I've ever been!
[The camera pans out, revealing Leslie's rippling pecks as his leaves undulate in the wind]
LLeslie​​​
Look at me, world, and gag on my eleganza!
[Leslie laughs diabolically, but the scene reveals itself to be a pesticide-adled hallucination as he lies on the floor giggling, no less hideous. Gumball and Darwin look at him with disgust and spray him one more time, causing him to pass out]
[Cut to Leslie on a couch at Elmore Mall, with Gumball, Darwin, and Pantsbully (who is operating a hot dog vendor) staring at him]
LLeslie​​​
Aww...
[Strokes Leslie's face] It doesn't matter. We still love you.
LLeslie​​​
I don't care if you— oh!
[The camera zooms out to reveal Darwin stroking Leslie with a hot dog. He slaps it out of his hand]
LLeslie​​​
I don't care about the people who love me! I've already got their validation. It's the people who don't love me I need to impress! [Makes a fashion pose]
GGumball
[Reading the gardening book] Wait a second. Dude, I've got it! You're just wilting! It's completely normal.
LLeslie​​​
Really?
GGumball
Yeah! And there's a very simple solution.
LLeslie​​​
What is it?
GGumball
[Points to a picture in the book] Eh?
[Camera zooms into the picture with a dramatic sting showing that the flower head is being cut off.]
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[Richard enters the house and is shocked upon seeing Gumball and Darwin. Gumball and Darwin angrily glare at Richard with bloodshot eyes from grief with Richard's secret life as a classy lady]
GGumball
We know about Samantha.
Oh... Well, I guess you were bound to find out one day. How do you feel about it?
[Darwin picks up a plate and smashes it on the floor in response]
GGumball
Oh, just great! How do you think Mom would feel about it?!
[tries to be honest] Well, she's not around in the day. I've got to find some way of keeping myself entertained.
GGumball
[angrily slams the table] ENTERTAINED?!! [Darwin smashes second plate]
Is it so bad that I have some fun? I enjoy the time I spend with my girls.
GGumball
GIRLS?!! PLURAL?!! [Darwin smashes the last plate]
What difference does it make if it's more than one?
GGumball
[horrified] You maggot! How many?
Three at the moment, but you know, the more the merrier.
GGumball
I think I'm gonna be sick. [welling up tears] Our dad has a secret double life. [sniffs] Darwin, smash another plate. [Darwin realizes there are no plates left to smash]
[gasps] Hold on.
[Darwin speedily goes upstairs, orders a cheap set of plates on the computer, goes downstairs and waits until the mailman arrives with the package. Once he receives the package, he opens it at the table to throw down a plate but floats down like paper instead]
Dagnabbit, I bought the paper ones.
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VVoice
[On television] Thirty-two donkeys playing on a sled,
One fell off it and hurt his leg
Santa called the doctor, and the doctor said,
"No more donkeys playing on that sled!"
Thirty-three donkeys playing on a sled...
[All the students whose parents are contributing to the charity ball are shown to be completely exhausted]
GGumball
This has to stop!
Really? Don't you want to see what happens to the thirty-second gosh- DARN DONKEY?!
GGumball
At least it's a distraction.
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GGumball
Hello, Fervidus Pizza, may I take your order? (beat) Okay, one pepperoni coming up.
(Out in the desert, Gumball and Darwin look around for the customer.)
You sure this is the right address?
(Gumball shrugs. His phone then rings.)
WWoman
Good afternoon, I'm on my way! Can you hold up your hand, please?
GGumball
Sure, uh, Darwin, raise your hand so she can see us.
(Darwin raises his hand.)
WWoman
No, the other hand - the one holding the pizza.
(Darwin shrugs as he raises the pizza. Suddenly, a commercial plane passes by on ground-level, surprising the boys. As the smoke clears, the pizza is gone as Darwin huddles in fear.)
WWoman
Thanks! I'm a pilot, you see, but I hate airplane food.
GGumball
What happened to the money?
WWoman
I just dropped it off.
(beat)
GGumball
Where?
WWoman
Somewhere over Reno. Over and out.
So, it turns out wearing a store uniform is the grown-up version of having a sign on your back that says, "Kick me".
GGumball
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the sign would say something ruder than that.
(The boys hear a crashing sound as they switch into appliance store clerks, seeing dents appearing on the metal cover blocking the doors.)
MMan
Let us in! It's 9 am!
Uh, dude. What today's date?
GGumball
(checking his phone) Friday, November 24. (gasps) THE BLACK FRIDAY SALE!
(The metal cover begins to break down as the boys arm themselves with scanners.)
GGumball
What's our motto, soldier?!
Semper satisfies, sir!!
(The cover breaks open as the sale-hungry customers barge in. Gumball and Darwin fire the scanners, but they are pushed aside as several freeze-frames of the Black Friday war raging through, customers fighting each other for discounted TVs and other appliances. As the store closes, a beaten-up Gumball and Darwin lay down by the exit...)
GGumball
WAR...IS SALES...
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GGumball
Looks like we'll have to use our greatest weapon...
(Dramatic music plays as Gumball reveals their greatest weapon...)
GGumball
BLAME.
(The four start fighting again, blaming each other. Richard sighs before rolling a die.)
(flatly) The tarrasque successfully attacks. You all lose 30 HP.
(The four take "damage" from the beast.)
GGumball
Okay, time out!
(The four then huddle together and discuss something before coming back to the table.)
GGumball
We've decided to change tactics and use our greatest weapon...
(And it is...)
GGumball
BLAME.
(Richard groans.)
GGumball
But, this time, we blame the game master for making us spend time together! So, now it's us against you.
Hm. Finally.
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