[Richard enters the house and is shocked upon seeing Gumball and Darwin. Gumball and Darwin angrily glare at Richard with bloodshot eyes from grief with Richard's secret life as a classy lady]
We know about Samantha.
Oh... Well, I guess you were bound to find out one day. How do you feel about it?
[Darwin picks up a plate and smashes it on the floor in response]
Oh, just great! How do you think Mom would feel about it?!
[tries to be honest] Well, she's not around in the day. I've got to find some way of keeping myself entertained.
[angrily slams the table] ENTERTAINED?!! [Darwin smashes second plate]
Is it so bad that I have some fun? I enjoy the time I spend with my girls.
GIRLS?!! PLURAL?!! [Darwin smashes the last plate]
What difference does it make if it's more than one?
[horrified] You maggot! How many?
Three at the moment, but you know, the more the merrier.
I think I'm gonna be sick. [welling up tears] Our dad has a secret double life. [sniffs] Darwin, smash another plate. [Darwin realizes there are no plates left to smash]
[gasps] Hold on.
[Darwin speedily goes upstairs, orders a cheap set of plates on the computer, goes downstairs and waits until the mailman arrives with the package. Once he receives the package, he opens it at the table to throw down a plate but floats down like paper instead]
Dagnabbit, I bought the paper ones.
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