Hello, Fervidus Pizza, may I take your order? (beat) Okay, one pepperoni coming up.
(Out in the desert, Gumball and Darwin look around for the customer.)
You sure this is the right address?
(Gumball shrugs. His phone then rings.)
Good afternoon, I'm on my way! Can you hold up your hand, please?
Sure, uh, Darwin, raise your hand so she can see us.
(Darwin raises his hand.)
No, the other hand - the one holding the pizza.
(Darwin shrugs as he raises the pizza. Suddenly, a commercial plane passes by on ground-level, surprising the boys. As the smoke clears, the pizza is gone as Darwin huddles in fear.)
Thanks! I'm a pilot, you see, but I hate airplane food.
What happened to the money?
I just dropped it off.
(beat)
Where?
Somewhere over Reno. Over and out.
So, it turns out wearing a store uniform is the grown-up version of having a sign on your back that says, "Kick me".
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the sign would say something ruder than that.
(The boys hear a crashing sound as they switch into appliance store clerks, seeing dents appearing on the metal cover blocking the doors.)
Let us in! It's 9 am!
Uh, dude. What today's date?
(checking his phone) Friday, November 24. (gasps) THE BLACK FRIDAY SALE!
(The metal cover begins to break down as the boys arm themselves with scanners.)
What's our motto, soldier?!
Semper satisfies, sir!!
(The cover breaks open as the sale-hungry customers barge in. Gumball and Darwin fire the scanners, but they are pushed aside as several freeze-frames of the Black Friday war raging through, customers fighting each other for discounted TVs and other appliances. As the store closes, a beaten-up Gumball and Darwin lay down by the exit...)
WAR...IS SALES...
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