Gumball quotes from The Amazing World of Gumball

See, Darwin? No girl can resist me.

I feel awkward.

[Shouts at Gumball in excitement] Come on! Put the game on!

[Opens the disc tray] Come on, come on. [Gasps] Oh, there you are. [Attempts to insert the cartridge in the disc tray, but it obviously does not fit] There's something wrong with it!

[Shouting] Try the other way around! [Shakes flippers]

[Shouting] Come on! Can't you see I'm practically flipping my flippers?

What is that supposed to mean?

[Anxiously flapping his flippers] IT MEANS PUT THE GAME ON!

I can't! It's not working!

[Looks at the game cartridge] I think we got stiffed.

What’s that?

It’s the algorithm for smile.

Bobert... That was nice and sweet an all, but... [throws Bobert’s smile algorithm away] You’ve got a lot to learn, If you want to be real, then you had to have proper emotions.

Define emotions.

You know... Like feelings and stuff.

Define feelings.

You know... When you feel things... Like pain.

Define pain.

You're making me cry.

When you cry, I cry.

Did she say avoid or go through the Forest of Doom?

[Sighs] What would I do without you, Darwin? She said go through the Forest of Doom. Am I right, or am I wrong, Miss Simian?

Darwin, you know what's important in a situation like this?

A map?

[Laughs loudly, then sighs] No, teamwork.

Oh. I was gonna say that next.

Don't worry, buddy. You're part of my team, and I'm a born survivor!

I'm glad I'm on your team! Hey, little squirrels! [Walks off]

You wouldn't be naked if I had my lunchbox.

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

I sure wish I had my lunchbox.

You came back to save me?

Of course. We're a team, remember?

I am sorry I was such a jerk to you before. I guess I was pretty hungry, and cold, and... naked.

Maybe you shouldn't have thrown away my lunchbox...

I know, Darwin.

...and swallowed the map...

Yeah, sorry.

...and got us lost...

Yes.

...and made me chew on the rock.

Okay, I said I was sorry. Remember? So, still friends.

Of course! [he gives Gumball a naked hug.]

[happy sigh]

Cool, since I twisted my ankle there, I promise you to take me to the Picnic Area.

Mom! I need more!

But that's your fifth box.

Well, it's because, uh… I'm growing?

Well, could you try and grow slower? This is costing me a fortune. Thanks.

A bowling ball?!

Richard

Aw, don't talk to me about those rosy-cheeked, baby-faced, (points at them) HAIRY MUTANTS!

Ah, I can't believe we lost our jobs.

So this is being an adult, huh?

No money...

No job...

Crumbly apartment...

Rent overdue?! [Gumball holds a rotten candy cane]

And this is our last piece of food.

And I think we should share it.

[already eaten it] Sorry, what was that? [Darwin thunders angrily at Gumball]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE OUR LAST PIECE OF CANDY!

WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STUCK HERE WITH YOU!

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE BOTH YELLING!!

I KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE LANDLORD!!

LET'S BE QUIET, THEN!!!

OKAY!!! [both wallow in self-pity] I wish we were kids again.

Me too...

[walks away sobbing] I'll be in my room.

Me too...

[In DVD recording] Greetings, Gumball Watterson, from our secret lair.

Anais

Isn't that just the library?

Richard

Shh! There's more!

[In DVD recording] So, you think you're too good for us, eh? Well, you'll soon change your mind when we upload your embarrassing school record in a web video hosted by none other than you.

My name's Gumball Watterson. and my IQ is smaller than my shoe size. I wore diapers until the age of eleven and once got detention for calling Miss Simian "mum."

Richard

[Screams] He looks just like you!

[In DVD recording] Our revenge plan is almost complete.

[In DVD recording] Uploading. Ten minutes until completion.

[In DVD recording] [Evil laugh] And, cut! How was I? Evil enough?

Great, now the nerds are bullying me! Do you want me to deal with this on my own?

No. When someone picks a fight with one of us, they pick a fight with all of us. Everybody, get in the car. We've still got time to stop them.

Richard

But where is their secret hideout?

Anais

It's in. THE LIBRARY!!!!

Richard

[Gasps] Magic wand! [Runs, then falls over] Can I have a turn?

Sure, but it doesn't really --

Richard

Cool! With this, I can make all my wishes come true. [Waves wand] My first wish is that this doesn't turn out to be a big fraud. Like that stupid wishbone!

What wishbone?

Richard

Well, when I was a boy about your age...

Young Richard

I wish that the sausages would fly into my mouth. [He opens his mouth, but nothing happens] Mom, I made a wish on the wishbone but nothing happened.

Granny Jojo

What did you think, that it was gonna come true? Magic isn't real.

Young Richard

[Gasps] You mean, it's a fraud?

Granny Jojo

Yeah, it's a fraud.

Richard

[Voice-over] And I didn't stop screaming for 15 years.

Richard

I never believed in anything again. But I believe this will be different. Now, I've got some wishing to do! Hehe, hehe, hehe!

Well, it seems like it's just not my day, but that's ok, because it's nothing a good song won't fix! [Singing] When life hands you lemons, you gotta make some lemonaaaade... [Breathes in, about to sing louder, but is stepped on by Hector]

Banana Joe

Where did you get your clothes, the Lost and Found?! Hahaha!

Well actually, yes, I did.

Banana Joe

Ohh, where did you get your clothes, the circus?! Haha!

Dude, we kind of just went over this already, Lost and Found.

Banana Joe

Where did you get your clothes, the swim shop and the hat shop?! Hahaha!

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR BRAIN FROM, THE DOLLAR STORE?!

Seven hours detention, for hurting my feelings.

WHAT?! But-

[Hands over a pink sheet] I'll see you after school.

FINE! [Takes sheet] OW, PAPERCUT!

Yay! I wished for snow!

It's looking at me!

Dude, where did you find an eyeball?

I-I didn't. It must be the atomic power of the microwave.

It looks like it's alive.

Mama.

Did you hear that? It called you "Mom."

Hmm. Then I guess that makes you its dad.

Its dad?! Aah! What are we gonna do?! I don't want to be a baby father! Let's ditch it!

Shh! Don't say stuff like that in front of him! I mean, come on. He's kind of cute. Hello, little guy.

Don't you worry about a thing. Me and your father will take care of everything.

Richard

[Off-screen] It's mine!

[Off-screen] No, mine!

[Off-screen] Give it back!

I lost my job for it!

Richard

It's mine!

Richard

But I'm on Hat or No Hat tomorrow!

Give...

Richard

It...

back!

Anais

Stop it! [All stop and look at Anais] Look at what you've become! This stupid hat is driving you crazy!

Actually, it's a helmet.

Anais

It's not a helmet or a hat! It's a piece of tinfoil! And it's tearing this family apart! Look at you! You're behaving like animals!

[Sighs] Anais is right. That helmet has such a grip on us.

Richard

It's like its magic is taking control of the person who wears it!

Ha! Well, since none of you guys want it, I guess I can have it back.

Anais

No! Me and Darwin have been talking, and we've decided it has to be destroyed.

What?! You can't destroy it! I'm nothing without it!

I'm sorry, honey, but Anais is right.

Can- can I have one more go?

Anais

No! [Snatches the helmet out of Gumball's hands]

DON'T TOUCH IT!!

Richard

Hey! [picks Gumball up]

No! No! No! It's mine! Aah! Aah! No! It's my helmet! [Tries to get helmet back]

Dude, chill out. It's just a bucket with some tinfoil on it.

Aaah! Give it back! It's my helmet! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

What have you done to my son?!

Improved his life?

What's the one thing you know about giants?!

...That they're big?

Yes, and so are their emotions! I wasn't making his life boring, I was making his life calm! You have to keep giants calm!

Why?

Because if you don't, then that happens!

IS THIS BORING, OR THIS?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS BORING?! CALL ME BORING NOW! [Swipes down the Robinson's house] IS THIS BORING?!

[Reading newspaper] Close the window, Margaret.

Freeze! Police!

Well, uhh, I think I'll-uh call it a day. [Runs off on foot]

I AM NOT BOOOORIIIINGGG!!!

What did he say?

Gumball, what do we do? We have to stop him!

[Notices brooms in the cave] I got it! [Grabs a broom] We'll just fly after him using one of your witch brooms! [Attempts to "fly," but falls flat on his face]

That's a normal broomstick. I'm a cleaning lady.

[Face down on the ground] Oh.

[Takes off her hair clip] The witchy ones are over there.

[Quietly] I knew it.

...Dude, when was the last time you slept?

Don't even ask, man! Mom had me up at 4:00 in the morning, teaching me how to be a winner for that STUPID FRIDGE CHART!!

STUPID?! What's stupid about reaching for the stars?!

Dodgeball! (Hits Gumball) BOOM! One point! BOOM! Two points!

See? There's nothing going on. They're just having lunch and chatting.

What do you think they're saying?

(evilly) "So, how do you like my STUPID PINK PETALS and my FAT YELLOW FACE?" "Oh, I'm so pleased you like it." "I use it to STEAL GIRLS FROM PEOPLE!!!"

What's going on here?

Gumball's jealous of Leslie.

(laughs) Leslie? Why?

BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY GIIIRRL!!!!!

Oh, look! A bench in the shade. (chuckles)

You know, after today, I never thought you and me would become friends.

Well, I guess life is just full of...SURPRISE!!

Oh, I see you've met my hungry little friends.

I CAN'T MOVE!!

That's right - I glued you to the bench! (cackles) I guess we won't be...INSECT-ING you at school tomorrow! HAHAHA-- No, no, I can do better. (inhales) We'll see how pretty you look after this, LARVAE-BOY! HAHA-- No, still not good. (inhales) That'll teach you for being a...creepy-crawly--ah, you get the point.

Banana Joe

HEY! Turn around, you cowards.

[Laughs] No, thank you!

Banana Joe

Turn around and face the can of butt-whooping that I'm gonna open on you!

Wouldn't it be better to stay like we are for that?

Banana Joe

TURN AROUND!

[Inhales] Okay. [He and Darwin turn around]

Oh, that's just great! Now, people are gonna come around the corner, see him like that, and think we're massive bullies!

(kneels down, crying) Which we are! Because of us, he lost an eye, and we attacked him with a mirror! We punctured his tube of glue, we chewed everything in his locker, he got a huge brown banana bruise on his little face, and we managed to ruin the most precious thing his family ever owned!

He did chew that pen, though.