A bowling ball?!
Aw, don't talk to me about those rosy-cheeked, baby-faced, (points at them) HAIRY MUTANTS!
[after firing themselves, macho Darwin and Gumball are sulking in a run-down apartment]
Ah, I can't believe we lost our jobs.
So this is being an adult, huh?
No money...
No job...
Crumbly apartment...
Rent overdue?! [Gumball holds a rotten candy cane]
And this is our last piece of food.
And I think we should share it.
[already eaten it] Sorry, what was that? [Darwin thunders angrily at Gumball]
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE OUR LAST PIECE OF CANDY!
WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STUCK HERE WITH YOU!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE BOTH YELLING!!
I KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE LANDLORD!!
LET'S BE QUIET, THEN!!!
OKAY!!! [both wallow in self-pity] I wish we were kids again.
Me too...
[walks away sobbing] I'll be in my room.
Me too...
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