Hugh quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Hello, sweetie, home so soon? [cutting some roses in a trash can and dumps them out] I'm just dirtying up the house before dinner. [throws the trash can aside]

We're having duck again. I must have bagged over 87 bubbleheads this morning. Oh, they quacked for mercy, but I just laughed and laughed. [he and Evil Judy both laugh evilly]

This is going to scar me for life. Mom, Dad, I know helping is good, and I know that you're evil, but I'm still your son, right?

Yep-a-roonie, [combs Jimmy's hair back to his normal style] our very, very good son.

Our evil son has ordered us to capture you for experimentation. [presses a button on a remote, dropping a cage on Jimmy and trapping him]

[appearing out of nowhere] Well, well, well, if it isn't the wimpy dip-headed freak. Hey, nice of you to drop by. I see you met the folks. [they all chuckle evilly; Later… escorts Jimmy to his lab with Evil Goddard behind, pointing his gun at him] So, what do you think of my little world, doc?

It's sick twisted and smells like old socks! How'd you make this duplicate Earth evil?!

With a dark matter power chip. Yeah, I know, feel free to applaud.

Don't do this, evil clone. If the duplication process isn't reversed, my entire home planet will fade into oblivion!

Bingo, Einstein, in about 59 seconds. Wave bye-bye to Loserville.

Hugh

Ah, goodbye mild backache. [the world returns to normal and falls to the ground] Hello, blindingly, painful backache.

Yes! I undid the duplication process. Now my Earth will grow more solid as this one starts to fade.

Yeah, well, don't get too proud of yourself, Sunshine. I still got a trick or two up my sleeve. [takes out the power chip, planning to break it]

Clone, no! If you break that chip, the whole planet will get sucked into the dark-matter dimension!

And you'll be trapped with us! [breaks the chip into two pieces] Catch you on the flip side, wimpy dip!

[flying around the hallway with a rocket board] Coming through, watch it! [his rocket board gets magnitized] Hey, what's wrong with my rocket board?! [screams as he's pulled by his enraged mother with the Electro-Magnet; shocked] Mom?!

Judy

[outraged] You are so grounded, mister!

Hugh

[pops out of a nearby trash can] She's right, Jimbo. I'm afraid your senseless reign of carnage is over.

Carl

Hi, Jimmy. You said to spread the word, so I told our parents.

Judy

You bring your teachers back, this instant!

I can't! They're programmed to be back in a week.

Mr. Estevez

Then, we will have to round these children up ourselves. Kids? Oh, kids!

Allow me, hon. [loudly] QUIET!!!

Judy

Children, please go to your classrooms. Until Miss Fowl and the others return, we parents will be filling in as substitute teachers.

[speechless] Substitute teachers?!

Good idea, Judy. The kids shouldn't miss one precious day of education.

Mom, Dad, you can't do this! It'll be totally embarrassing!

Hugh

Don't be silly, Jimbo. Your mother would never dream of embarrassing you.

Neutron, this coffee you made is absolutely delicious!

Hugh

Thanks, but my secret ingredient is the low-cal sweetener Judy brought. [takes out the raging hormone bottle Judy took from Jimmy, even though he's still grounded from doing science]

Judy

Hugh, that's not the low-cal sweetener! That's the bottle I took from Jimmy this morning!

Well, it tastes marvelous.

Mr. Estevez

Sí, so robusto.

Judy

[worriedly] Oh... dear.