Sheen quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Sheen

You know, this wouldn't happen if you people would just wear your Ultra Lord Utility Belt!

Sheen

Incoming!

Sheen

How do like your eggs? Poached or smiley-faced? Or scrambled?

Sheen

It's the circle of life, Carl. Everything dies… except Ultra Lord! He shall never die! He lives forever! Nothing can kill him!

Sheen

Okay, but an Easter Bunny was real, right?

Sheen

And… KICK IT, HOMIE!

Sheen

Showtime!

Sheen

Anybody seen an iguana?

Sheen

A king Arthur with a hipper placement on a bed of coals?

Sheen

Jimmy! I saw the whole thing! Carl and his folks have become Ultra-Wheezers! How cool is that?

Sheen

[as Jimmy watches] Behold, I am the Monkey King! [cuts to him in front of some large hills with a stampede of monkeys jumping and running] I command you all to dance! Dance, I'd say! Dance!

Sheen

[Reading a message about the Vomitorium] Do not go on this ride if you have a bad back, bad neck, or hate puking.

Cindy

So. Neutron, I bet you think you're a great big hero.

Well, Cindy, you know, it's just all...

Cindy

It was your stupid fault all this happened! I'm watching you, Big Brain. But I was in my underwear.

Sheen

Well, I'm left speechless. Ultra Lord, would you care to retort. [imitating Ultra Lord] My new pants are, like, so cool! I could just about die. [normally] That's just what I was thinking.

Carl

I missed you, pants. It's so good to be back inside.

Sheen

Can we go to the movies now, Jimmy?

Okay. Last one there buys the candy!

Judy

[sternly] James Isaac Neutron, you made this mess, and you guys are not going anywhere until you 3…pick up these pants.

Mom!

Mrs. Neutron!

Sheen

[after Jimmy attempts to use the Brain Drain helmet on himself] Wow, look at him. He looks so...so similar.

Carl

Aw, that's okay, Jim. There's always next time.

[notices the shine on his inventions, speaking in a derpy-like voice] Shiny? Shiny! I like shiny!

It worked!

Hey, have you guys seen my loopy dance? [singing] I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy, loopy, loopy...

Carl

You know, this new Jimmy seems kinda stupid.

Sheen

Yeah, he's really messed up. [beat] I like him!

Carl

Me too!

Sheen

Can we keep him?

Haha. Funny monkey! Hahahaha.

Sheen

We're doomed!

Carl

Oh... I wish Jimmy hadn't made himself so dumb.

Cindy

What?!

Carl

Well, you see, Jimmy was in his lab alone and he just...

Cindy

Show me!