Sheen, Carl and others in “Unfinished Business”

Sheen

[rolls dice] 7! [chuckles] Your llama is sucked into a volcanic sinkhole, where flesh-eating bats will nip at his screaming face. [eats popcorn]

Carl

Sheen, there aren't any volcanic sinkholes in Llama's Day Out!

Sheen

Maybe that explains why I'm not having fun. [eats popcorn]

[Enters] Hi, Carl. I ran out of chemicals mid-experiment and I know you got a chemistry set for your birthday?

Sheen

[rolls dice] 11!

Carl

Hey, you can use my chemistry set, Jim. [He gets his Mama's Boy chemestry set down from a shelf.] Oh, the potato's not included.

Uh, that's okay. I assume it comes with a few cc's of ethyl mercaptin?

Carl

Uh... no.

Well, I can work around that. How about some, uh... dimercural sulfonative?

Carl

Uh... yeah...? No.

Tritium nitrate?

Carl

I've got salt.

Oh, Pukin' Pluto! How's a guy supposed to make a four-dimensional Hypercube molecule without access to the complete spectrum of inorganic chemicals?!

Sheen

Welcome to my nightmare. [eats popcorn]

Carl

[Walks over carrying a leaflet] Here you go, Jimmy. Check out this leaflet from inside the box.

[reading leaflet] "Also try our Ultra-Deluxe model. Contains every element from aluminum to zirconium." Now, that's what I'm talkin' about! [suddenly blue, sighs] Aw, who am I kidding? I don't have any money, and my birthday's three months away.

Sheen

[eats popcorn] Ah, quit procrastinating, Carl, for I'm not - forget it! I'm rolling for you right now! [rolls one die and piece of popcorn] 1! [chuckles] And Carl's llama falls down. Down into the sulfurous mud pit! How the snake god will be pleased!

Carl

Hey, how could you roll the one if there are two dice?

Sheen

Huh? Oh. Yeah... [Picks up the die and popcorn; suddenly grabs throat and chokes.] Someone get me the jaws of life!