Jimmy quotes from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Brobot

[on screen; static] Jim… my. Jimmy, help!

Uh… was that Brobot?

Carl

You mean that annoying robot you made 'cause you wanted a little brother who drove you crazy, so you made robot parents and sent them off to the moon?

Brobot

The Moony Men are attacking us! Help us, Jimmy!

Carl

Yep, that was him.

So, what's everyone want to drink? I got Classic Purple Flurp, Diet Purple Flurp, and new improved Purple Flurp with more purple.

Sheen

Jimmy, aren't you gonna help Brobot?

No, I'm not gonna help him. He was a major pain.

Carl

But he's your brother!

Sheen

Yeah, he's your own nuts and bolts and circuits!

Carl

You gotta save him before the Moony Men rip him apart limb by limb!

Brobot can take care of himself. I provided him with self-preservation circuitry.

Brobot

Jimmy, I forgot to tell you- they've disabled my self-preservation circuitry.

Oh. I guess we're going to the moon. [Carl and Sheen gasp] Come on, guys.

Carl

What? I'm not going.

Sheen

Yeah, what are you nuts?! There's Moony Men up there!

Well, I'm not going alone, so we're just gonna sit here till you guys decide what you want to do.

Sheen

Hey, Jimmy, I've got something to ask you. How come whenever we're in outer space, we don't have to wear helmets?

Good question, Sheen, and the answer is quite interesting. You see -

Carl

[singing over] Moon, moon, moon! Spoon, spoon, spoon! June, June, June! Spittoon, spittoon, spittoon!

Sheen

Uh, really?

Mm-hmm.

Sheen

But how come we don't need oxygen tanks?

Well -

Carl

[singing over] ♪ Star, star, star! You're so far, far, far! Can't go by car, car, car! ♪

Sheen

Fascinating.

Thanks. Any other questions?

Sheen

No, I kinda got a headache.

Come on, guys, we're going home.

Brobot

Wait! Can't you stay and play, brother? Oh, please, please, please, please?

No, we're not staying. You did a bad thing, Brobot. A very bad thing.

Brobot

I'm sorry, Jimmy.

Sheen

Uh, so, Jimmy, how come it takes astronauts days to go to and from the moon, when it only takes us a few minutes?

That's another good question. You see, it all has to do -

Carl

[singing over] Good-bye, Moon, I'll see you next June! Call the Milky for us soon, and -

Sheen

CARL! Enough with the songs!

Carl

[gasps] Our gold... it's all ashes!

Sheen

That was my grandmother's favorite tooth...and her only one.

The equipment I'd need to make enough gold to replace this stuff would take a ton of money.

Sheen

We could sell our bodies to science.

Carl

You have to be dead to do that.

Sheen

Okay, Mr. Negative.

Gentlemen, we have to get jobs.

Oh, McSpanky's would be the perfect place to work. We could eat here, see all our friends, plus, what job could be easier?

Sheen

Professional spread-glue-on-your-fingertips-and-pull-it-off consultant? What?!

[annoyingly imitating Skeet] "No human brain can add three things, dude. Only the machine knows the tax, dude."

Carl

"Isn't this fun, Jimmy? I wanna be a McSpanky's for the rest of my whole life!"

Sheen

"Give me a cow in an earthquake, a dancing albino in a heart condition, and a baby in a ricksha!"

Carl

"Coming at ya!" [scats]

"Dudes. I'm way impressed."

Hey, dude, you missed a spot.

I got it. Just a little sodium chloride.

Actually, dude, it's "salt."

That's what I said. Sodium chloride.

You're quitting?! But dude, you're the first guy who fit in the costume.

I'm not quitting- quite the opposite. I intend to show you all what I am capable of.

[to Cindy and Libby] Sorry, ladies. There's an hour wait for a table. Unless you're willing to sit in the utility closet.

Cindy

[irritated] But we know you.

[smugly] Oh, that's right! I'm the leader of the one-man dork parade.

Cindy

Look, Neutron, just because you work at the most popular joint in town, doesn't mean aren't still a stuck-up jerk. Come on, Libby. We're leaving.

Libby

[to Jimmy; eagerly] 1 for the utility closet, please? [Jimmy leads her way]

Cindy

[coming back; also eager] Make it 2. [follows along]

Sheen

I'm back from the bank! [sees the McSpanky's restaurant rising from the ground] Hey, Jimmy, is the restaurant supposed to be rising off the ground?

No.

Sheen

Bummer.

Carl

What's happening, Jimmy?!

Well, the computer heard my dad saying he prefers Taco Shack, and it's off to correct the problem!

I think McSpanky's is trying to destroy all its competition until it's the only restaurant in town!

Carl

We've gotta stop it!

Sheen

Yeah! Does that mean no more tips?

Well, that's the last fast food place in town. At least now it'll land and I can rip out its programming. [looks at his GPS to see that McSpanky's is headed directly to the supermarket] Hey, what's it doing?!

Carl

It's headed for the supermarket!

Oh, no! It's not satisfied in destroying restaurants, it's gonna destroy any place that sells food!

Judy

Now, Jimmy, I want you to behave yourself at the Wheezers' this weekend.

Don't worry, Mom. Everything will be fine. I've been looking forward to this for weeks.

Carl

It'll be just like having a brother who looks nothing like me and has a different last name.

Sheen

[slightly annoyed] Man, you guys are so lucky! I have to stay home and loofah my grandma's cankles.

I can't believe you're camping out in the desert. [snorts] I get slightly phlegmy just thinking about it.

Hugh

That's what Burning Duck is all about, Wheezer, my man. We're going to let it all hang out, groove to a natural scene, might even toast some marshmallows.

Judy

Honey, put your pants on. You can groove when we get to the desert. See you soon, sweetie.

Hugh

Keep it real, Jimbo. Go with the flow.

Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad!

Bye-bye.

Well, Jimmy, let's get you settled in.

Sheen

Bye, guys. Have fun while I'm cankling.

Sounds like my men are hungry!

Uh… what is this, Mrs. Wheezer?

Fiber loaf à la king- a hypoallergenic protein substitute.

You see, Jimmy, the Mrs. and I are allergic to most, meat, fish, grain, dairy, fruit, vegetable, and jalapeño-based food products.

Carl

Eat it, Jimmy, before it gets damp.

[grabs the fork and picks it up, with the entire bowl stuck to it] Well, mind if I add some salt?

♪ Ohhhhhh...! ♪

♪ Sitting and singing. Singing and sitting. Sitting -- ♪

Don't you guys ever just watch TV?

Carl

My mom says too much TV before bed causes brain lesions.

Second verse!

♪ Sitting and singing. Singing and sitting. ♪