Ooh, it's kinda cold.
Here, take my jacket.
I love you.
God, we are such a... perfect couple.
I'm cold, too.
Well, damn, Jackie. I can't control the weather!
“Ice Shack” · Season 3, Episode 10
In this episode: Eric Forman (2), Michael Kelso (2), Donna Pinciotti (2), Jackie Burkhart (2), Red Forman (1), Fez (1), Kitty Forman (1), Laurie Forman (1)
[Laurie is telling Red and Kitty what she plans to do with her life.]
But now, I have found my passion: Hair!
The musical?
No! HAIR! [Laurie grabs a handful of her hair.]
I'm going to beauty school!
This isn't something you do through the mail, is it?
No! It's a real school!
Oh. Well... yay!
Congratulations, sweetheart!
[Laurie leaves in excitement.]
Well, Kitty, what do you think?
Eh.
Yeah.
[After Kelso celebrates himself winning and Fez lost while dancing in his van with Jackie, the ground underneath the van starts shaking and both Jackie and Kelso run out quickly as do Eric, Donna and Fez out of the shack to hear what the commotion is]
Guys, what happened?
I dunno, all of a sudden, the van just started shaking!
Uh... guys?
[Kelso's van slowly sinks down into the icy water underneath the ground, as everyone is astonished by that happening]
[quickly takes off his belt as his van continues sinking] Quick! Everyone, gimme your belts! Together we can pull it out!
[The van makes creaking noises as it splashes out some water towards the group and Eric and Donna quickly back up to their right]
COME ON!
[Eric and Donna refuse to help as Kelso waves his belt at them, telling them to join in, but they still don't want to]
Michael, this is it! This is the sign I was looking for! God doesn't want us to be together!
[At this point, the van is now submerged in the lake]
Who... cares? I'm losing my van!
See? That was always the problem with us, Michael. It was always about you.
Jackie... Are you losing your van?
No!
THEN SHUT UP!
Wow. Watching Kelso's van sink makes the size of my feet seem... unimportant.
See, Donna? Size doesn't matter.
Oh. You don't have to tell me.
[chuckles] That's–yeah. Ah, that's my sweet girl.
[walks over to Fez] Fez, I'm cold.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a rat's ass.
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