That '70s Show · Season 3, Episode 13
“Dine and Dash” · Season 3, Episode 13
In this episode: Eric Forman (3), Steven Hyde (3), Jackie Burkhart (3), Michael Kelso (2), Fez (2), Donna Pinciotti (2)
[The gang is not pleased that Kelso's planning to bail on the check at the Vineyard.]
Michael, I have never dined and dashed, and I'm not about to start now.
Uh, well... Remember when we went to nice restaurants and I told you to wait in the car while I paid? Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car?
Oh, my God. I'm a thief.
I think technically you're an accessory.
Which should make you happy, because you love accessories, earrings, bracelets, bangles, bows...
Shut up!
[Eric and Donna are giving the others "special" brownies to show that there are no hard feelings about the dine-and-dash.]
Special brownies... Like the special kind of special?
The best kind of special.
[After Hyde, Fez, Jackie and Kelso eat the brownies]
Something's wrong. I don't feel special.
Me, neither.
Yeah. I don't think those were special brownies, man.
Oh, no, no. They're special. Say, Donna, do you have any more of that special ingredient we used?
Well, I certainly do, Eric. [brings out a box from a shirt pocket] Chocolate Super-Lax.
[Eric and Donna are giving the others "special" brownies to show that there are no hard feelings about the dine-and-dash]
Special brownies... Like the special kind of special?
The best kind of special.
[After Hyde, Fez, Jackie and Kelso eat the brownies, they start feeling uncomfortable]
Something's wrong. I don't feel special.
Me, neither.
Yeah. I don't think those were special brownies, man.
Oh, no, no. They're special. Say, Donna, do you have any more of that special ingredient we used?
Well, I certainly do, Eric. [brings out a box from her shirt pocket] Chocolate Super-Lax!
[The gang, minus Eric and Donna, are shocked]
You didn't.
We did.
We so did. And maybe you'll think twice before screwing us. [tosses the box at Kelso as he catches it]
Well, nice try, 'cause I don't feel any– [suddenly he has to go to the bathroom] OH!
[The same starts happening to Jackie, Fez and Kelso]
Ugh!
Ah!
AAAAGGHHH!!!!
[The four of them all run up the stairs and they're squirming their way up. Fez can't get up the stairs]
Oh, no! I am last!
[Fez tries to leave through the other door when his girlfriend, Caroline, runs inside]
Ai, no!
I know. You're surprised to see me, right? And upset.
Yes, many things are upset!
Okay, listen.
[Fez starts anxiously fidgeting and jumping around]
Will you listen, Fez? About last night, I know you were angry.
Yeah.
And you had every right to be! But you know what this was? Our first fight!
Yeah!
And it made us a real couple, if you can forgive me.
Fine! Move away from the door!
So, we're okay? [Fez just groans] Good! Now, let's make up like a real couple.
[She closes her eyes and goes in for the kiss. Fez slowly turns to look at Eric and Donna]
YOU BASTARDS! [shoves Caroline and runs outside]
[Later, Kelso walks back downstairs to the basement after using the bathroom]
Okay, you guys. That was a wicked burn. I mean, it had all the elements: You didn't see it coming, parts of it really hurt...
Well, Kelso, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Oh, I did. [takes another "special" brownie and eats it] I got my eye on you two. You're not gonna burn me like that again!
I love our friends.
Me too.
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