So, did you kiss her? 'Cause I'll kill you if you kissed her.
No, I didn't want to kiss her. I wanted to hand her a napkin... There was not a moment when she didn't have a face full of food. I was disgusted.
“Jackie Moves On” · Season 2, Episode 22
In this episode: Steven Hyde (2), Fez (2), Laurie Forman (2), Eric Forman (1), Michael Kelso (1)
Okay, Laurie, I know what you told Hyde.
What are you talking about, loser?
The camp story. Doctor Pee Pee. You're dead.
[whispering to Hyde] what's going on?
Shh. Pretend it's TV.
Well, I know some stuff about you, little lady. Fellas, Laurie here waxes her lips, legs, eyebrows, toes, and shoulder blades.
In the fifth grade, Eric sent away for the Charles Atlas kit 'cause a girl kicked sand in his face.
You stuffed in high school.
So did you.
Last year Laurie used all of her birthday money to buy a back massager; which isn't fooling anyone, by the way.
Well, that's not as bad as the time I walked in on you in bed with your Dorothy Hamill poster and you were all--
Laurie was born with a tail!
[Fez gasps.]
What?
Yeah! Laurie was born with a tail!
I HATE YOU! [runs upstairs]
It's true. [puts hands together and makes a tail]
Boy, Laurie, you really liked that hot dog. You didn't even chew it!
Oh, hey, Hyde. Father's Day is coming up. Shouldn't you practice saying, "Hi, are you my Daddy?"
Oh, by the way, Laurie. The surgeon general called. He wanted you to stop hoarding all the penicillin.
You know, when you're in prison, your bad table manners will probably just be a turn-on for some guy named Tank.
Well, maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit, you can ask him to take it easy on me.
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