[Kelso continues to write his song and practice the chords]
"I didn't mean to cheat, but she forced me. Downright coerced me." [pauses] That's kinda good. [writes lyrics]
Man, I just asked her (Donna) for a root beer.
You tried to control her Eric, and the women always controls the men.
Donna does not control me!
Oh Eric, you have so much to learn, my friend.
I wish Jackie was still controlling me. I love being on a short leash. [pauses, and strums guitar again] "Put the SHORT LEASH BACK ON ME!"
Kelso, uh, let me see that for a second. [picks up guitar and smashes it on table]
[laughs] You know that was kind of funny, that was your guitar. [pauses] BURN!
[at Aunt Pearl's home, Red tries a way to entertain her along with Kitty and Laurie]
Come on Pearl, there's a Bucks game on!
P Aunt Pearl
[enthusiastically gets out of rest room and heads to her chair] The Bucks, huh?
[comforts Red] Well, now see? This is nice.
P Aunt Pearl
The only thing that keeps me alive is watching the Bucks lose! PPPT!
[Unenthusiastically] : Go Bucks.
[after hearing Kelso's song] Well... I think that you should draw her a picture.
Hey pal, you think you're funny? Well someday Donna's gonna crush your stupid little heart, too!
Yeah... see, I don't think so because I've taken special precautions to prevent that very thing from happening. For instance, I don't sleep with other women.
Yeah, well it's only because you're chicken!
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